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    my **** went out green (and it's usually brown), ¿WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

    I have read that ***** matter will turn green from being constantly exposed to hair care products commonly used in many South American countries :2 cents: You can read the report here!! :D
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    How often do you masturbate?

    Hmmm...and where is it that you go shopping??!! :tongue:
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    Miss Hybrid

    BTW M'Lady...I have inserted my votes into your ballot box...and emptied out in 4 keystrokes :o :tongue:
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    Miss Hybrid

    Maley I thought about the same TV show when I saw this pic...but thought she resembled Cote de Pablo....who replaced Sasha. The show is NCIS, for those not knowing what the hell we are talking about :)
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    Big Meaty Pussy Lips / Beefy Meat Curtains / Outie Pussy Lips

    Re: Big Pussy Lips On pic 11 I think I can see a spot on her liver!!! :rolleyes:
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    Girlfriend can't get rid of her hiccups?

    So let me get this straight....if I get the hiccups, the cure is to fuck your girlfriend in the ass??!! :dunno: :love-smi: :glugglug: Brilliant!!! :glugglug:
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    Vote Jinxypie - fan signs, thank-yous, and banter

    No worries Jinxy...we'll get your sexy ass, among other sexy things you have, to the next round!! :) :surprise: Did you say naked boobies??!! :boobies:
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    A little help please!!

    Trying to ID the brunette in the pics with Amber Swift...my limited searching abilities have not been able to find her. Anyone know who she is?? :dunno: http://www.prettymilfs.info/fuc/cs_amberswift/192.html http://pornprostour.com/cumshotsurprise/100623p/index199.html...
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    My Cyber Monday Special!!

    *Note to self* Send Vanilla a T-shirt 2 sizes too small to hug her curves with "Got Latte" on the front of it
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    ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ (last day to vote!)

    Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ :sing: Lovin Youuuuuuu....is easy cause you're "Booty-ful"!!! :sing: Just as Vanilla is my favorite flavor...pink is my favorite crayon!!! :cool:
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    Miss Hybrid

    Felix the best way to warm up frozen fingers is to "soak them in cider"!! ;) (say that again a few times) M'Lady you look most ravishing in that shiny suit against the white of the snow...and thank you for braving the cold elements, although the effect of the cold on your nipples was most...
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    Miss Hybrid

    And I bet she can hold firmly onto it without using her hands too!!! Kegel exercises for the win...happiness is a tight box!!! OMG that would feel heavenly :rubbel:
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    My name is Jane Burgess in Miss Freeones Contest

    In that case...until I can make it to the valley to be in one with ya....may I get one please with ya sitting with your legs pulled up....and Rock Hard written on the wrinkled soles of your bare feet....and you're rubbing your clit with one hand....and sucking on a dildo all while hanging upside...
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    Ivy Jean / Ivy Snow

    Re: Ivy Snow :eek: You're going to create a new porn category in where you titty-fuck all your fans??!! :boobies::rubbel: Or maybe that is just my fantasy when I look at you :shy: Lust Ya Babe!!! :banger:
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    Miss Hybrid

    My friends call me Rock, and I would be honored to add you to that list :) My smileys are pleased that you enjoy them...and said they will meet you in the sauna after they clean up a bit
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    Miss Hybrid

    Thank you for sharing this...it just reinforces my belief that you have special powers..."If you only knew the power of the Tart side of the *****!!" Dr. Rock's "special" injections involve you spending 20 minutes sitting in a sauna, followed by a full body hot oil massage which I administer...
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    Vote for me for Miss Freeones!

    Throw in a free McPussy Burger for every day I vote for you and you got a deal!!! :thumbsup:
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    Fansigns and shiz for SpexyAshleigh voters! :D

    From where??
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    Miss Hybrid

    I do hope you mean :blowjob: Or maybe even And I am starting to realize
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    My name is Jane Burgess in Miss Freeones Contest

    OMG those pics are fucking awesome Jane!!! :nanner: What do you have like satallite sensors up here on the mountain, and they told you I had a 1/2 ounce of cum left in my nuts...and you KNEW these pics could coax it out of me??!! :rubbel: You're a naughty girl Jane....go to my room!!! :iloveyou:
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    Miss Hybrid

    I actually successfully created a twitter account yesterday....put Miss Hybrid on follow....and thought "hey this ain't so tough"....HOWEVER Tried to log into there today and am being told via pop up my user name/password combination is incorect :mad: I'm blaming Felix!!! :ban: :tongue:
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    Ohio State VS Michigan?

    Doesn't play any more...where the hell have you been??!! Please join us in the 21st century!!! Are you having an acid flashback?? :tongue: :D
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    Pornstar with the Best Smile

    Re: best SMILE pornstar All of the above mentioned do have great smiles....allow me to add Felicia....this girl smiles through about all of her scenes too!! :2 cents:
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    Fansigns and shiz for SpexyAshleigh voters! :D

    I'm behind ya Ashleigh!! :sex: We will get you into the later rounds in this shin-dig....then rally support to get you that coveted Golden Penis trophy for winning!!! It is my understanding that Roald modeled for this trophy himself too!! :thumbsup: BTW, not sure if you have gotten any feedback...
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    ATTENTION: Miley Cyrus is now LEGAL!

    Oh hell yeah!! :rubbel: :D
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    Miss Hybrid

    It saddens me to hear you are feeling poorly M'Lady...I shall prepare you some home made chicken soup at once!! Perhaps I could interest you in one of Dr. Rock's "special" injections too I shall have a good thought for you, and send some healing thoughts your way Luv!!
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    Ohio State VS Michigan?

    Go Bucks!!!! And from your video I see Ohio State is in very good shape for this game.....especially at the "end" position :moon: If both teams play their best, the Buckeyes should win this one easily :2 cents:
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    Sweet Young Things

    I am sure this cutey has been posted in here....but this set struck a nerve in me and I wanted to share :) Irina J If any of you want to see more as I did....here ya go :hatsoff: http://www.thenude.eu/Irina_J_14194.htm
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    Anyone get their pass?

    It was for a daily draw on October 13th....still nada
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    Miss Hybrid

    Being a Yank I feel I should object to the use of this phrase.....yet I find myself strangely aroused :lovecoupl The feel of your touch, and the sound of your voice as you coax me to empty out for you...MMmmmm :rubbel: At this time I don't know how to twitter...is it difficult to learn? :dunno...
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    Vote Jinxypie - fan signs, thank-yous, and banter

    It is OK darlin'.....we'll spank ya later!! :tongue:
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    Quick

    The top one would look most excellent on you.....and even better when you throw it beside my bed :tongue:
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    ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ (last day to vote!)

    Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ Hello pot, meet kettle!!! Ms. Milano you are rather attractive when you are demonstrating your oral prowess as well :shy:
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    ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ (last day to vote!)

    Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ What??!! Do you expect to get my vote with that pic??!! :dunno: That needs to be me that you are sucking on!! :blowjob: Kiss your ass??!! You got it sexy lady!!! :D Sunny I already voted today...but you're on my "to do" list from now on ;) :sunny: Damn...
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    Miss Hybrid

    M'Lady I Did a little snooping around and found two to submit for your review :hatsoff: http://www.ebuyer.com/product/174584 http://www.amazon.co.uk/LG-M227WDP-22-inch-Widescreen-Freeview/dp/B001NEI7E8/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
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    Ivy Jean / Ivy Snow

    Re: Ivy Snow :eek: OMG do I want to be her pool boy!!! :nanner: Pic 16 has blown me away!!! :rubbel: Damn she is sexy from head to sole!!!
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    My name is Jane Burgess in Miss Freeones Contest

    Jane those are some awesome pics today...I'd love to help you create a wet spot in those panties!! I am gonna do my part to get you in the top 25 darlin'....heading to the voting booth right now as a matter of fact :thumbsup: Damn did I just think up a good fantasy about you.....picture this...
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    Who would you like to get a blowjob from?

    Mariah Milano Carmel Moore Angelina Valentine Miss Hybrid Dorothy Black Lenka Gaborova Ariel Rebel Mariska Hargitay A BJ from any of the above would let me go to my grave a happy man!!! :blowjob:
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    Miss Hybrid

    Miss VHH that was a great video, and I am honored to be mentioned in it!! :bowdown: Seeing you in motion was most excellent....and that, coupled with your sexy accent was most stimulating to me.....let's just say...you're getting a standing ovation from me right now!!! :boobies::rubbel:
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    ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ (last day to vote!)

    Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ Agreed...she is amazing. Mariah is the kind of girl your ****** warned you about, but also one you just can't resist...all in one sexy package!! :lovecoupl I am behind ya Mariah :thumbsup: And if the jostling of the crowd cause us to bump together....what you...
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    Miss Hybrid

    Yeah...Ivor set me straight....these threads move too damn fast for me I reckon and I missed it.....I feel like a *****'s ass now :o Wow you don't share for **** bro...OK, I'll back off and let you be the board foot beggar...uh...foot guy :clap: I'll just admire quietly from afar Hard to...
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    Miss Hybrid

    Thank you!! :) Being new to these parts I am curious though how it is you posting these pic of her...are you the person behind the camera?? OK you can be the foot slave....I shall apply to be her foot lover I am not all that submissive anyhoo :D
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    Miss Hybrid

    Nope...I looked 3 times before the other post...and 3 times again...it appears I have not been deemed worthy yet...I shall have to re-double my efforts to get into Miss Hybrid's box ;)
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    Miss Hybrid

    Awesome pose there....but I didn't see one with... :******: nevermind :( BTW with the way the flash lights up Miss Hybrid's bum, does it make it look like a sexy Darth Vader mask to anyone else??!! :D I can hear his voice saying "If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side of the Tart"
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    The Politics of the Miss Freeones Contest

    My God do I want you right now!!! :love-smi: :sex: :nannerf1: :nannerf2:
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    The Politics of the Miss Freeones Contest

    Something I noticed and haven't seen anyone mention is that there is a brief descriptions of the criteria for each category...although I agree it seems quite a few people are not reading them. As far as the Best Cam girl category...they had to call it something....and although I am not familiar...
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    ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ (last day to vote!)

    Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ OK...as announcing them seems to be the thing to do to get attention and fan signs...here are my votes for today: Miss FreeOnes Ariel Rebel :lovecoupl Chica Beautiful, sexy woman...excellent message board participation Ivy Snow I am quite smitten with this sexy...
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    Miss Hybrid

    Looks like it might be a little snug, but I bet you'll make it look delicious! On a side note...I am filled with the desire to pet your pussy...may I??!! I promise to feed it a saucer of warm milk-like substance afterward! P.S. you made a request to me...and I complied :bowdown: check your...
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    My name is Jane Burgess in Miss Freeones Contest

    I live up in the White Mountains....near Show Low. I'll have to see when I might be able to make it down there.....getting to meet you would be enough...but being in a fan pic with a naughty edge with ya....Hell to the Yeah!!! :bowdown:
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