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:D Felix I would let her chase me around with the paddle, but I live on the wrong side of the pond for that! And I didn't say she was going to catch you...think of it in a Wiley Coyote/Roadrunner kind of way!! :hybrid: Fucking method actors...damn you're hard to work with!! :tongue:

Just a hint of tan line...but worth sharing I believe!!

You have no idea how grateful we all are for that fact too!!! :D

Had a line work for me one time. It was at my local bar one night at shift change...the daytime bartender had a few drinks after her shift, and myself and the one other customer there took turns buying her drinks. She got a case of the hiccups at the start of her 3rd *****, and I jokingly said...

PK as Superman....conjures up an image of Capt. Jack Sparrow wearing tights and a cape :1orglaugh

I remember Benny Hill....he was a funny man!! Just had an idea for a video.....you chasing Felix around with a paddle.....speed up the video, and add in the Benny Hill theme song!! :hybrid:

Piper Perabo can plant "twolips" in my garden anytime!! :blowjob: And since the links in her babe section are kinda lame, let me add this

Will you please ask your boobs to quit staring at my eyes??!! :drool1:

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To encourage energy efficiency, Congress ****** a law in 2007 mandating that bulbs producing 100 watts worth of light meet certain efficiency goals, starting in 2012. Conventional light bulbs don't meet those goals, so the law will prohibit making or importing them. LEDs have a general life...

:surprise: Now we know why the chicken crossed the road!! Stan was going for round two! :D

Jungleland -PTJHhUeAfc RIP Big Man!! :(

Alisa I have always admired your balloons!! :boobies:

Not trying to be mean...but does a virgin even know where the clit is?? :dunno: Good luck :thumbsup: And remember, if you try to steal home base and have to slide...go in head first....cause those ball cleats will tear her stuff up!!! :hatsoff:

Aaaaaah!!!

It is because they all smell like bacon!!! :drool2:

I definitely suggest before you try any of that....you first pull your head out of your ass to make room!! :thumbsup: Oh...and don't forget to try a pineapple!!!

And be sure to wear very tight short shorts that day.....so one of your balls pops out of the shorts. That will draw them in like bees to honey!!! :yesyes:

Re: New Smilies Found another for consideration...... They are calling this one a troll smiley...but I'm not sure :dunno: Oh...and one for the pot stirrers around here-

Relax Luv...it will all get sorted out! :) I bet if you went and took some provocative photos and then posted them here you would feel much better!!! :D

I have a feeling Shifty hasn't even noticed the flowers in that pic yet...his attention is focused.....elsewhere!! :D

The women wear less clothes in climates like that...which is usually a good thing!!! :2 cents: ***** lots of water too buddy...it is tough to lurk when one is dehydrated!!

Outfuckingstanding!!!

I'd buy her drinks all night until she got ******* poisoning....then do her doggy style while she is praying to the porcelain god just to feel her tighten up on me as she heaves!!!

Re: New Smilies One for the mods- For blowing off steam- Bet this one would get some use around here- Not that this ever happens around here- Do we need one of these?-

And remember friends....PMS stand for Potential ****** Suspect!!! :hatsoff:

Re: Custer's Last Standard: Bloodstained and bullet-ridden flag set to fetch $5millio Maybe it was sold by the government, to ease the economic crisis we are in! :dunno:

Sounds to me like they need to go postal on their Government. The postal workers were rolling the area effected by the strike, to allow the majority of the mail to get delivered as usual, thus inconveniencing only a portion of Canadian citizens, while getting their point across to Canada Post...

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Hmmmm.....let me think...... Since they will always be your ****, therefore they should always be free!! :cool: :( But the courts don't see it that way, and as you pack-up to be evicted from this glamorous living establishment.....one of your **** accidentally spills chocolate syrup on a...

Find a Holiday Inn where **** STAY FREE!! You'll be all set :)

And yet you seem to be just as full of **** as before you left!!! :D

Michelle...that's hawt!!:drool1: You got an ass to write home about!!

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates :wtf: I went up and clicked the link again, to see how you could think Madden looked 12. And some chick names Bella was there this time! :dunno: Must be on of them links the government is using to track our perving habits!! :tinhat:

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates I know the link addy says Nikki...but those pics are of Madden she does look good though :)

Re: Long Hard Erect Nipples (Deux) They call her Leila Sheitan here (the one link doesn't work for me though...but it is her pic) Explicite Art calls her Salome....and she looks good moving too!! :hatsoff:

Thats ~whimsy's~ wife :hatsoff:

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates Oh man!!! Now I want to see this :( this still has me chuckling man...good one!!

So is that like a self serve station...or do they have attendants pump the fuel for ya??!! :tongue: Awesome pics!!! :bowdown:

And if I may say that is a damn nice looking whooty.....although I reserve final judgement until it is firmly planted on my face!! :drool1: BTW....is it hard to keep that nug lit in that location??!!

I like the hair...always have....I find them more attractive. As long as it doesn't look like she has Buckwheat in a leg scissor it is all good!! :)

Conga-ratz to the winners!! :thumbsup:

Don't judge him just because you can lick your own balls!!! :tongue:

I am glad you brought this thread up Nikki.....damn you are a sexy woman!!! In some of your pics you kinda remind me of Madison...especially with the jet black hair! :hybrid: Here's to you darlin':rubbel:

Re: Sofi A from Met-Art (MetArt) Watching her on myfreecams as I type.....if anyone is interested :P http://www.myfreecams.com/

Orsi http://www.kindgirls.com/gallery/hegre/orsi/3025

Yeah...the thread didn't get pointless until you broke your challenge!! :rolleyes: Thanks for the laugh though skippy!!!