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  1. Elwood70

    Why do we need to cream faces?

    Nope. There's other places I like to put it more...much more.
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    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    Currently (taken just now)...
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    Your favorite movie scenes

    Actually, the whole movie's great, but... 0l3CGibsWT8 Surprised? ;)
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    A thread for European people

    Holy fucking ****.......this just made my goddamn day. Oh, and Fuckin' really !?
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Prepare to be shocked, surprised, amazed and possibly blown away.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1175axY2Vvw :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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    Tales from the Cute Side

    qpl5mOAXNl4
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    All Of Us Perverts In The P&R Section Should Have A ****/Weed Summit

    **** and weed? Sounds like a good start... Now you're talikn'....
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    Leonard Nimoy dies at age 83

    RIP, Leonard....
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    The Science of Why No One Agrees on the Color of This Dress

    What about "The Science of Not Giving A **** About A Damn Dress?"
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    Having a pig pickin' tomorrow

    I know what it is, we just don't call it that. Sounds like what's referred to around here as a pig roast...and it's making me fuckin' hungry, Also, it took me three goddamn days to make this post - or, at least it felt like three goddamn days - because of what I assume to be technical issues...
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    Miss Hybrid

    Not if you get the right one... :cool:
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    Is it racist to call a Scottish gal lassie?

    Duly noted, at least the 'Connie' part. :cool:
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    Is it racist to call a Scottish gal lassie?

    Wait a goddamn minute, "lassie" is for Scottish girls !? What the fuck am I supposed to call the Irish girls now? Fuck...
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    Is It Racist To Call A Black Gal Precious?

    So, let me get this straight: "Precious" is a racist word, but only if it's used to refer to a specific type of person, all based on a movie? Well, isn't that special...
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    cant get over what she did/ how i acted

    My advice to you is to start ******** heavily.
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    Boobies

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    No problem... I just dusted mine off, and uploaded a ****-ton of tits pics to it. I'll be busy...

    No problem... I just dusted mine off, and uploaded a ****-ton of tits pics to it. I'll be busy in that thread.
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    Your mental image of other board members

    I agree, except for one crucial point: Motherfuckin' Pennywise is actually scary... Ass-hole-ey is just...pathetic.
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    Boobies

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    Boobies

    I've been getting my life back by losing everything. I didn't see the signal:AsWR0CTWazQ More boobies... Now, I have to go put my fucking sig pic back up...
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    Boobies

    ...again and Aria Giovanni:
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    Have you seen Pamela Anderson lately? (pics)

    She repulses me.
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    Labor Day. Should it be eliminated?

    This. The towers should have been rebuilt exactly as they were, and maybe change Lady Liberty's torch to a middle finger.
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    David Chase Answer The Question On Tony Soprano Last Episode Ending

    Technically, Tony is dead, because James Gandolfini is.
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    Do You Like McDonald's?

    Heroin. I think it's got just enough smack in it to trigger addiction. I'll never prove it, because as soon as I get close, Ronald will take me out.
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    Things people have said about you (to your face)

    I was going to be the next alcoholic of the ******. I was nine.
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    Which movie sequels were better than their originals?

    In what fucking warped, twisted version of "reality" is The Godfather, Part III considered a good movie? Granted, it could have been, if the original idea had made it to the final film - and if they had paid Robert Duvall... Read more...
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    Censorship!!

    I started to think about it after I posted the reply, and I remembered that thread. The fact that he did that is, at the very least , a Supreme Bitch Move. The fact that he'll probably do exactly as you said is even worse. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if this thread "disappears", too...
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    Censorship!!

    Thirded. (Is that a word? Fuck it, it is now). How fucked-up is it that I know exactly who you're referring to as soon as I read the first two sentences of the opening post? Although, if someone wants to shoot me a PM on which thread, I'm all eyes. I think I know, but I haven't been paying as...
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    Are those adults who watch teen porn

    What's in their heads is how much money they can make by catering to a specific niche. Since there's obviously a market for it, there's people more than willing to fill that market with product.
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    Christy Mack / War Machine story

    Police Report unsealed following War Machines' arrest reveals details of Christy Mack assault. What was that about "surrendering quietly" again? ...and what the fuck is wrong with the operators, hanging up !?
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    Christy Mack for Miss Freeones 2014

    I can think of at least one person that does.
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    Christy Mack for Miss Freeones 2014

    Oh, how quickly "we" forget: 2013 Winner and Complaints
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    Christy Mack / War Machine story

    Re: Adult film star reveals her disturbing photos Christy mack Fuck that **** with Dog going after him...you know who I'd like to see go after him? Ronda Rousey. :cool:
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    Actor Robin Williams found dead at home from apparent suicide.

    My contribution: 4qquQNxKJxw&feature=youtu.be
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    Christy Mack / War Machine story

    Re: Adult film star reveals her disturbing photos Christy mack (Dog, not RASQ :cool:) I'd pay good money to see this. Yup.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    uIXV0cir4-E The only way to do it....as loud as it'll fucking go.
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    Marriage isn't as attractive as it once was

    After the surprise, read-about-it-on-the-fucking-Internet divorce, you're goddamn right it isn't. Never again, unless I get a call from Aria Giovanni, Nikki Nova or Alyssa Milano. So....never again.
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    Blues Guitarist Johnny Winter Dead At Age 70!

    RIP Johnny, jammin' with Muddy again... bL53_etpc7Y
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    #PayforYourPorn campaign

    Wrong again, dumbass. http://thenextweb.com/media/2012/10/01/the-first-commerically-available-cd-album-player-released-30-years-ago-today/
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    ​Vodafone Reveals Scale of Gov't Snooping in Phone Networks

    The worst part is, we let it happen.
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    Childish things you do/like that you'll never give up

    Riding a Schwinn Sting-Ray, including sliding to stop and wheelies. Pretty much everything else, except the stuff that sucked.
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    Tell Us About Your Spontaneous Buttsex

    Giving or receiving? :D
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    Services

    I don't know if they have complete "Full Service" , but self-serve is against the law in New Jersey and Oregon, I believe. QFT
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    Mariah Milano - Snog, Marry, Avoid?

    I liked this better when it was "Fuck, Marry or ****".
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    Mexico

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to bobjustbob again. Goddammit; I knew I recognized that from somewhere. Thanks. :cool:
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    Amazing How-To Sites to Teach Yourself Anything

    As did I. That site will really come in handy...
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