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Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to xfire again. Thanks. :cool: This thread is a fucking goldmine for wallpapers.

Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to John_8581 again. ..and thanks. :cool:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ace Boobtoucher again.

Ace, I'm really curious about some of those....

Yep, pretty much, except the recommended application is to your upper lip just below the nostrils. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicks_VapoRub

Oh, God...the smell. With everything I've read on here, I would never want to visit a set, unless I had a really bad cold or Vicks VapoRub.

Consistency between the driving, ********, and "legal adult" ages, please. All 21 - or all 18-.

He is now more powerful than we can possibly imagine.

I forgot to add: In both senses of the phrase... literally and figuratively.

I haven't come up with a name for it yet, but it would basically be this: Have you ever heard the expression "Ten feet tall and bulletproof.."? My power would be that after enough ***** I would be ten feet tall and bulletproof.

Two songs from that long-ago era when Rod Stewart used to sing rock and fucking roll. 1968:mQFdHlxMhZ0 (That guitar player's not bad, either... :cool: ) 1971:zSQp7YOPdJ8 (Neither is this one... Ron something.. ;) )

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Delaware exists. My ****** has a place there, and more importantly, I've been there. Myth confirmed. Also, there's a prison on U.S. 13 in Delaware, but arguably the best thing about the state is this ...and, no sales tax.

Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? This thread isn't really my style, I personally think it falls under the realm of TMI. However, once in a while, I find pics that make me glad it's here. Like these.

No, but I do wear them indoors all the time. Come at me, bro.

You'd think that with as much time as he spent riding the poor thing, he could have at least named the fucking *****.

I don't know his deal, but as many times as CSI:Miami is on TV in reruns, he must be making a fuckton on residuals.

Damn, check out the big brain on BC!! Bustin' out the big words! Sophia Loren in her prime. The first time I saw her, she took my breath away. Aria Giovanni. (You didn't say only one...)

Funny that you mention Gregg.....mine looks more like his *******...before 1971.

Don't matter, if your hair's long enough. Like mine.

Oranges, because the juice from them tastes better with *****.

Veronica. She's so beautiful, I like the pictures of her with clothes on almost as much as not.

He was the second shooter on the grassy knoll.

FINALLY.... . . . . . . . . a thread worth replying to. I grew up (?) on Letterman. I started watching "Late Night.." sometime around '82 or '83, and while I can't say I've never missed a show, I can say I've watched him waaaaay more than Leno. I've got last nights' episode recorded, and...

Christopher Walken

The mystery deepens...

Goddammit, I was getting my hopes up...

Not yet...:cool:

Fair enough... I was also commenting on the rest of the thread to that point....

Jesus-Fucking-Christ, you cannot be serious...

In the interest of full disclosure, I'll say right out that I got this from the other thread, and that I originally posted it. Also, I'll do it again....happily. . . . Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the...

A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, “In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative.” But then a voice from the back of the...

I wanna see a food-off with Dino and Lemmy.

"I feel sorry for people that don't *****. When they **** up in the morning, that's the best they're going to feel all day." - Dean Martin, NOT Frank Sinatra. ...and I'd rather see Dino than Elvis any fucking time.

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter...

What's the difference between an old cat and a little kitten? An old cat will claw and bite and scratch...but a little pussy never hurt nobody.

Apparently, I was mistaken about the preferences. :cool: Side note: I used to know a guy that had one of those...a four-door, no less. He told the girls he had a "Four-speed 'vette.." If I remember correctly, it worked at least once.

An elderly Jewish woman wins the lottery, $30 million after taxes. She goes to her Rabbi to discuss what to do with the money. She first says, "I'd like to spend $10 million on myself and my ******." The Rabbi replies, "It would be good to enjoy your winnings, and ****** is important." She...

3 beers, a shot, and a few hits off a joint? Lightweight.

I second this. Two of my favorite things. (Note : There may be some different preferences on the cars in question, but otherwise I agree.)

More like fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine......

Re: The Official Dominika C Thread Welcome to the party, hon!!

Might've gotten popped by some dumbass *** tryin' to prove himself. Like it's all some game.

Proper dosage will ensure that it won't happen. Make sure you get good **** though, not cut with crap.

Heroin. That's only if you were planning on using a cough med with codeine. After all, they're both opioids...

Told you we were hardcore, motherfuckers.

As seen on FB; a poster's headline: "No Tippin' Pippen begat Some Drippin' Pippen"

The bar's pretty high now....