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  1. Mr. Numb3rs

    Woman blames McDonald's for ******* her into prostitution

    thats why the rest of the world hates us. :facepalm:
  2. Mr. Numb3rs

    Ice hockey

    do you even like sports, or dont you have the time to watch them since your head is obviously up your **** maker... you sound like youd be real fun guy to be around asshat
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    Guys, How Often Do You Shave Your Face?

    i shave my head once a week, my neck every 3 days, trim my stash when i cant eat yogurt comfortably, and the rest has been growing for 7 months. im starting to look like alan moore.
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    unusual tattoos

    jareds fuckdoll? ... hope they stay together... itd be a messy removal
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    Betty White the..

    i remember one time back in st olaf, there was a dispute about which of the szwarszky sisters got to eat the last pickle from the wishing jar. the town gathered together and settled it the only way that made sense. we blindfolded them, and rode them backwards on a donkey. the first one to make...
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    horror movies

    i always saw the video to rent, but never did. i just read a review on it here and it sounds bad enough that i HAVE to watch it now! it really sounds awful. haha
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    OCSM of the Week 2012

    um... me?
  8. Mr. Numb3rs

    Show your pets!

    ^ i love this video. my cat eats it too, so i put catnip in an old sock and tie it to a string... i rub the scent on his cheeks, and run around. he chases it through the house
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    Ice hockey

    in the famous words of william shatner, "i cant get behind that"... i wish your name stood for hockey, and not for tennis...
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    Funny cats!

    ^ youve hit my soft spot... im a bit of a cat whisperer
  11. Mr. Numb3rs

    Vote for Me!

    really? you have my attention... please see above quote and multiply by 2...
  12. Mr. Numb3rs

    ****** Listening

    for the video, i give this a perfect 10. its my life from 16 to 24... as for the song, i give it a 7/10. i like it, but for the genre it doesnt stand out to me that much my life with the thrill **** cult- after the flesh 8-szm5bg-lY
  13. Mr. Numb3rs

    What are you listening to right now?

    l0tzZ__Z5Qw CNAkbbKycCM
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    Vote for Me!

    replacing thor is the highest honor i can give...
  15. Mr. Numb3rs

    What are you listening to right now?

    Z14iLqis5sw FxuZ-zcL3E0
  16. Mr. Numb3rs

    Grilling/bar-b-q'ing

    ok, why am i getting more arousal from this thread than 90% of the others?
  17. Mr. Numb3rs

    Which porn star do you think I most resemble?

    cant think of a porn star, so can i suggest you go ahead and hop in the biz... please? i think thats the only way to end the dispute.
  18. Mr. Numb3rs

    Picture that made you cum today (Famous Babes)

    ^damn double post ninja is out in full ***** tonight... but that is a hot pic! :thumbsup:
  19. Mr. Numb3rs

    Ice hockey

    ^double post :dunno: i respect your opinion, but have you ever actually laced up and played? if not, give it a try, it is very much a sport.
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    2/10 would not bang.

    i have but 1 problem with this thread... its not an "overbite" its an "underbite" and yes, i would gladly use the "prematurum ejaculatus" spell on her...
  21. Mr. Numb3rs

    Ice hockey

    i will say that you had better be prepared to get a new asshole ripped by these guys for saying that... as for me, ill just sit back and laugh
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    Vote for Me!

    ok, you already have my vote, but ill throw this out there (as odd as it sounds)... running down your stomach, can you have z2 s5 i 1 l 7 s 5 :shy:? it would then be my new avatar
  23. Mr. Numb3rs

    I need to find what I can put in my asshole while masturbating tonight

    you should boil up some potatoes, purchase some pvc pipe and a can of aerosol spray, and launch said potatoes to the moon. i would suggest a spotter...
  24. Mr. Numb3rs

    Grilling/bar-b-q'ing

    i found a way to "season" a gas grill... i pour bacon grease on the flame filter before i throw the meat on
  25. Mr. Numb3rs

    Grilling/bar-b-q'ing

    oh yeah. i love a good bbq sauce, but there is a great world of dry rubs out there. the oil sears the meat, and soaks in the flavor. i usually put most of the rub on the top of the meat, so it soaks in before you flip it on the grill
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    in response to "your desktop"... [img]

    in response to "your desktop"... [img]
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    Do you still use soap and water to wash your face?

    yeah. i use "lava" soap. why? because much like the honey badger, i dont give a fuck.
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    unusual tattoos

    ^ whaaaat is that?! it looks like the writing on "the one ring"
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    Grilling/bar-b-q'ing

    when i throw a porterhouse on the charcoal, i keep it simple... rub it with oil, and throw on "jakes grillin" rub. it has ground up coffee in it, which gives it a unique flavor on the grill
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    Peitition to ban *****'s Victim

    i have distracted her, quickly leave
  31. Mr. Numb3rs

    New NFL Uniforms

    eh... aesthetically, most appear the same. as far as performance is concerned, they hit it out of the ballpark. the seahawks and panthers got some decent makeovers on their helmets though.
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    horror movies

    ^ growing up in the states, i only saw the watered down edited versions as a *** which made them seem cheesy. i had to wait to find the uncensored versions
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    Pornstar In Need Of A Boob Job

    thank you.
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    :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

    :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
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    Peitition to ban *****'s Victim

    i agree. youre my mentor... i gauge what sick things i can get away with from your posts.
  37. Mr. Numb3rs

    Who Would Win in a Fight: Shamwow guy or Billy Mays?

    how about his *******? http://theblacksheeponline.com/uploaded/images/611286316150AskAMinority.jpg
  38. Mr. Numb3rs

    Taylor Swift

    acm 2012 http://www.stylebistro.com/Fashion+Forum/articles/WYxTcN2AY22/Taylor+Swift+2012+Academy+Country+Music+Awards
  39. Mr. Numb3rs

    And your March OCSM of the Month is.....

    CONGRATS HARLEY!! :partysml: :partysml:
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    Bachelor Party

    the last one i was at was also at lasertron, and was pretty fun. when any of the guys in my circle get married, we usually go out to eat, play lasertron, then rent out a local bar and hold 50/50 raffles and play assorted ******** games like "asshole in the hat".
  41. Mr. Numb3rs

    Two Sexy Nameless Girls. Who are they?

    newbs and their multi posts... smh
  42. Mr. Numb3rs

    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    im sorry if youre a crosby fan... but he is ALWAYS throwing cheapshots, slashing, and waving his "im the face of the nhl" flag in front of the players and refs. its a shame he didnt learn from his last concussion that it doesnt pay to be a whiny second rate jari kurri... i refuse to put him in...
  43. Mr. Numb3rs

    with 3 votes so far, you have all of them for ocsm of the week

    with 3 votes so far, you have all of them for ocsm of the week
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