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oh, it worked... and i would never have sex until they came at least once before. as a guy, i can tell you it feels a hell of a lot better. you gotsta respect da vajayjay

it was just an observation, and a joke... hey. look at that elephant humping a cactus!

^seriously?! that pisses me off then, considering how many gorgeous sg there are that could be getting better exposure... i was wondering why some of them werent modeling elsewhere.

no kidding. i pictured him as a player with class. i was shocked to see that.

the thing that got me going the most during sex was when she would grab me down there, and only let what was bigger than her fist enter her for the first few minutes. i **** to admit it, but after a day at the gym, id be so hyped up that wed only last for a few minutes after she let go... she...

because im subscribed to the "chicks with tattoos" thread, i noticed you like the suicide girls... have you ever thought about trying to be one?

the closest ive come to dp was when i had a girlfriend that i convinced to do anal while i fingered her... after a few times, she would finger herself (which wasnt like her at all) just because she could feel me while she did it, and would comment on it during sex. and that was awe-soooome!!!

the first 2, yes. the last...

with all of the month old accounts, and the accounts from years ago with less than a dozen posts popping up, its a shame i didnt set up multiple accounts to fluff up votes for you more

what im sick of is the people popping up out of the woodwork with year(s) old accounts with maybe a dozen posts that have flooded the board the past 2 weeks... a member since 2008 and youve posted twice? ok...

i cant wait to hear what marlo has to say about weber...

yes, but i wont share them, since im using my own tears for lubrication

i would like to say yes.... but im not sure even thor could swallow the worm in one night... :1orglaugh

its one of my favorites... :hatsoff:

uh oh plasmatwat... 5 hole.

lol penguins. they started to get stale the last few games of the season... this series can go either way still though

jeez... i can still go 7 times a day. i have a problem

you should try a stronger approach...

Sara Jean Underwood

it depends if i was a douchebag or not. personally, i dont put myself into a situation for female attention while in relationships.

they look the same... the one on the left may be a brunette, but id take either one, since they have no heads, and therefor cant bitch about me ******* in the basement sink or trying to bang their ****** after the relationship fizzles

she didnt become pregnant until kyle went back in time and waxed that ass... kind of strange.

believe me, if i started ********* people... thered be none of ya left. i dont think he wants to get out...

that doesnt make you an addict, it makes you a guy.

it worked out for the penguins to be completely awful for a nice stretch of years

first off, when you assume im a knuckle head, you make an ass out of u and me... and i **** to tell you, but you pedophiles come in all shapes and sizes. you and i probably interact with them without knowing so everyday

id check with one of the mods, im sure they would know

they still do make them... i had a nightmare on elm street one, as well as m.a.s.k. and some others. even a willow one... but yeah, the smell of those stickers is unmistakeable

i would go to the meeting where ryan seacrest pitched his idea to make "keeping up with the kardashians", and plant my foot firmly against his nugget pouch. what the fuck was he thinking?!

all time?kelly kelly, mickie james, gorgeous george, ***** holly, maria kanellis

delete my messages?! nobody puts baby in the corner.

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i agree....

not only do i agree with you, but you are also located in the same place as the famous "x-mansion"... comic book reference

unless their fans dont give them a chance to mature

"on the road with dropkick murphys" on full blast!

for that response, i love you

price. if he could just get out of montreal he could have an honestly great career.

no, as a u.s. citizen, i am honestly concerned that porn will slowly be phased out by ignorant bible thumping morons...

"by the end of the night, your mouth is going to be the auschwitz of my sperm holocaust"... i warned you

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Re: Hi, I'm Siri! This is my official Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer thread! come say hi i love to make myself laugh, and have a pretty sick sense of humor. i enjoy a good horror movie almost as much as my cat, which is the only pussy ive made purr in a while. i have more thor collectibles than...

^ oh, not to specific ocsm's... i just meant in general. i feel selfish and guilty knowing that my points could have been cash in someones pocket.

wow. now i REALLY **** that pubeless bastard

no, i understand... its just that i was unaware that they could be donated to ocsm's. otherwise, i wouldnt have spent any of them