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    Banana talking to a Dildo

    he will still get blown before he dies lol
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    Watch out...

    she better put that away before we get it on.
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    Boob Grab Gone Wrong

    tunsty off too save the trees and the earth i see ?
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    Meaning of bra sizing system

    d are just perfect for me
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    Nice Balloon ***!lol

    okay what teacher too thier class too the condom factory for a fieldtrip?
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    Whose Ass Would You Like To Spank?

    katjia kassin full days worth of asspanking is not enough for me!!
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    Looking for a sex toy...

    by a dildo for her and some fleshlights for you
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    what ********* do you look like?

    butthead and i have no cule who else ? but i do get called boss a lot so i guess too some i look like one of the old school mafia bosses or something? who knows WTF people see?
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    what to do with raging moring wood?

    put on some porn rub a good one out.
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    tell me u dont love that ass

    i love that ass
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    what was the worst pain you've ever felt?

    a small breakage of my left tiba bone t was small but it hurt like hell too walk man.
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    Meaning of bra sizing system

    how about F H for fucking huge ?
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    I would!!!!

    thats like finding bugz bunny saexy as a female wtf ?
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    Boob Grab Gone Wrong

    well that would have been a law suite for both parties in america.
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    What do you think of these chicks?

    under my standerds unless thier really ***** and think im really cute.
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    Annoying Songs That Get Stuck In Your Head!

    aerosmith dude looks like a lady coldplay clocks
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    What Job that you want to fuck a most?

    a bunny ranch bunny
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    What do u say when u cum???

    Oh ****!!
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    Who did you have a crush on when you were younger?

    kate winslet alica sliverstone britney murphey nichole kidman drew berrymore cortney cox jenny macarthy carmen electra pam anderson (it all went down hill from there)
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    Do they give refunds ?

    Well if they didn't im sure it would say fucked
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    The "Ass Man's" Plate.....

    Ya he is the assman !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Safe Cyber Sex

    that would fuck up your connection
  23. M

    And how big is yours !?

    his still seems rather small as he is opening that big ass thing for what ?
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    Confused Kitty Cat :P

    ha both my cats i bet could solve that?
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    Pizza is like Sex

    agreed
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    i love girls asses!

    i love nice big round mound asses
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    If condoms had sponsor !!!

    coolerslite tap the rockys
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    If condoms had sponsor !!!

    pizza hut pizza sluts
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    Money Counts

    i have herd the phraze some people are dumb but jeez
  30. M

    Valentines Day

    nothing says i love you like your own cholate covered heart.
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    Funny signs

    even bums have no morals we are really in some hard times.
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    elf boy

    will e worm please tell me that is not you in your apartment on a day off ?
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    Killer Whales

    killer tail too
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    Scary or funny

    how about bad acid trippy ?
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    fail

    no i still think the fail is really gay with the frist one.
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    New smiley

    well now we know who let the dogs out
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    Gizmo

    prop from next austin powers moive?
  38. M

    sex is like air

    sex is god
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    do you like old movies ?

    black and white moster moives are the **** !!
  40. M

    Transformers 2:Revenge Of The Fallen

    not for nothing but im really getting sick of CGI being used for a whole flim.
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    What adult sites do you pay for?

    only place i have been too where i payed 2.95 for 3 days was pornstar.com
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    ****** Guy Christian Bale spoof

    i don't know if this was a good idea ?
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    Battle of the Villains!

    How come riddler is no on the list? If he was he would bring a bag full of riddle bombs party over
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    "The day the music died" my ass

    Im staying out of this one !!
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    Your favorite fruit

    :wtf: NO STRAWBERRY LOVE ?
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    korn deuce dvd korn unauthorized R-U READY:wtf: korn live bootleg warchester 98 famliy values set korn live:banger: mtv cribs rock fieldy of korn korn untoachables bonus dvd:*****: mtv treatment korn mtv dairy of korn korn take a look in the mirror bonus korn live at cbgb's:banger: korn live...
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    If condoms had sponsor !!!

    quiznos mmm toasty!!!
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    Sad news about Eva Angelina

    congrats too her but who's the ****** ?
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