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    Intelligent Quotes from Porn

    I just wanna be seen and adored as a god come on doc you know a heart shaped brazilan booty is muh better then any sunset she whines up and throws.- jenna jameson briana loves jenna
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    Most ******/Disturbing Movies ever

    Saw like it or not just the idea of cutting your own leg off with a hack saw. Is why im puttting it on this list and the body in the bathroom too.
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    I am looking for women who fist.

    :ban::thefinger:wtf:
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    Zombie Day at the Mall

    looks like car show and black friday too.
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    ****...and it's free!!!

    its all free and it certenly is total ****.
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    smal tits hot tits

    taylor rain
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    strip clubs

    at my local strip club a big breasted stripper put my face in her chest.
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    Boy charged with ******* ***'s pregnant girlfriend

    makes you wonder why parent's of **** like that have weapons in the house ?
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    nin beside you in time dvd
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    Jenna Jameson cum dodger?

    have you seen the blowjob in briana loves jenna ?
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    What are you reading now?

    a creative approach to music fundamentals william duckworth rock music styles a history katherine charlton fourth edition
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    Are the Horses Lesbians...I'm Intrigued Yet Confused!

    title refers too the two women on the cover the ***** is **** out of luck.
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    This is so ****** true!!!!!

    that must look real interesting on her back under a sweater ?
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    Metal Head

    yup this figure was badass back in the day.
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    Never, ever get ***** a fall ****** around your buddies!

    i think that guy is still liveing too much in 1982 ?
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    Woman Misses Flight, Freaks Out

    Her trip must have really sucked
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    Rub a dub dub...

    Guess that one flew over your heads ?
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    Sharpen your Pencil

    Warning not for 1st grade classrooms
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    flame broiled cycle

    Now bikers cant rost pig's as they travel (i know it was in bad taste)
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    No stranger to love...

    I also think he is no stanger too gay sex as well !!
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    Funeralcycle

    Good for all the bikers of american when they make a jacuzzi herse with a hot babe be sure too let me know im gong too the yard in style !!!!!!!!!!!
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    Creepy and Hot Real Life Anime Chicks

    Sure those are not the babes paid too model as them ?
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    Oar Fish

    Does it sting you like a jelly fish ?
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    Bacon Cheese Pizza...What will they think of next!

    Is this at the same place the huge ass burgers where at ?
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    You’re a Naughty Boy, Go to my room.

    Better spank my ass with a paddle
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    Porn Movie Flowchart

    That was more boreing then watching a porn movie with a story line.
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    Make your own Sex Toys

    People who buy this should by a fleshlight too know how much time they ******.
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    Hey, **** happens . . . .

    No that would be the pipe system of the buliding not working !!
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    Let me tell you about the good ole days,

    You cant really blow a lot of dust off of some of these old memories !!!
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    Your Top 5 Favorite Heavy Metal Album Covers

    Megadeth rust in peace metallica ride the lighting pantera far beyound driven lamb of god new american gospel lamb of god ashes of the ****
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    :banger: DISTURBED HBO REVERB AND M.O.L DVD:banger:
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    Your Most OVER-RATED Artist or Band?

    Kurt cobain elvis the lead singer of sublime and 2pac. Have all sold way more albums after death then they even did when liveing.
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    Picture of 100ft-long snake.

    So those big snake moives aren't just bullshit ?
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    Car Wash Gone Wrong

    What a dipshit
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    Pirates of Shrek

    Frist star wars now this ?
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    Rub a dub dub...

    Fuck the tub
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    Cheeseburger Crochet

    Wtf good is that for ?
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    Trap card

    These two jokes are crap
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    Saw IV trap

    Kay um whats funny about this ?
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    Your Most OVER-RATED Artist or Band?

    All new rap is pretty much over rated
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    High fashion

    new burger king whopper ad ?
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    Don't roofsurf when high

    too many bong hits
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    favourite Snacks

    whipcream and anything peanut butter cookies cake pie ice cream candy chips and dip chicken wings breakfast sanwitches
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    Chimpanzee attacks woman.

    i thought it was bubbles turns out it was a chimp from a old navy tv ad.
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    Which has been the best decade for music?

    70's 80's 90's
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    Can tits be too big for you?

    if thier beyound the normal size of basketballs or a small mellon then yes !!!
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    What Do You Think Of Farmers?

    Nothing bad but i **** cow and ***** **** !!
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    Your favorite Beers!

    Budwiser miller lite labatt blue and lite hell i can ***** anything does not matter
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    :banger: STRAPPING YOUNG LAD LIVE AT DOWNLOAD!!:banger:
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    Happy Birthday !!

    thats my cake this year
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