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  1. Mr_Balls

    The Board Interviews Jinxypie.

    Do you believe in buried treasure?
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    Onomatopoiea

    *thwip!*
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    Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! (AMA)

    Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! You know, many people have told me I should get a secretary. For meetings and stuff.
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    The Official Thread of Danni Gee

    I heard the groundhog saw his shadow! Hey if you could relive one day in your life would you?
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    Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! (AMA)

    Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! Do you have a favorite costume?
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    Best deal ever!

    So where is everyone going on their next vacation?
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    Best deal ever!

    I disagree, Mr. Shatner has quite the martial arts resume
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    Best deal ever!

    Yes, for $70 it comes with a ******** bag too...and utensils. I am totally getting a new passport soon and saving for some sexy badassary. So if the Priceline Negotiator and the Travelocity gnome got in a scuffle who do you think would win?
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    Being Single on Valentines Day

    Oh no! I will be single too and I have to work. :( I just went to the bar last year.
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    Best deal ever!

    http://www.amazon.com/CUSCUS-5400ci-Internal-Camping-Backpack/dp/B000YRHL1K/ref=sr_1_1?s=outdoor-recreation&ie=UTF8&qid=1328245998&sr=1-1 Adventure! Artifacts, palm trees, ruins, mummys, beaches, mountains, hostels, boats, trains, & planes. *****, fires, smoke, crazy music, swimming. Yeah I...
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    70+ ****** in football (soccer) riots in Egypt

    Yeah you may be right. These riots and the victims of the ******** may resort to ********.
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    Dog lovers?

    I like all *******, most of the time
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    Introducing Myself : Leya Falcon

    Welcome! Shawing!
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    The Official Thread of Danni Gee

    I will be naked for you.
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    70+ ****** in football (soccer) riots in Egypt

    Have any you read, "How Soccer Explains the World"? It is a good book
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    Moving in with the girlfriend.

    Make porn for us with her.
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    Buying a huss avocado

    It makes a good dip.
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    The Bunny Ranch Thread

    I went to the doors. Did you go to The Grasshopper?
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    If you could go back in time with your current knowledge,

    Yeah I would have cool adventures while wearing a pith helmet along with my hot lady sidekick.
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    Buying a huss avocado

    You rang? Hass are alright, I say go for a Bacon or a softer breed. I love them cut in half stuffed with tuna. Great for my testicles.
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    The Bunny Ranch Thread

    There once was an ad for Hoffs new brothel on Crystal Nv. I called for the cashier position but I got preoccupied
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    Flying a house

    This thread have me a boner.
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    Buying a hose.

    1" with an adaptor and nozzle, easy to roll and will have great results in "rain scene"
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    Buying a *****.

    Get one from the ****** shelter
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    Breast milk cheese? Have you seen this?

    :( I like Oat Milk. Sometimes I wish I owned my own mill.
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    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    Masturbate outside. I did it on the beach once (it was mostly empty) and it was great
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    Luggage

    Am I the only one who likes to talk about baggage?
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    How do you masturbate?

    I went hiking in the woods today. After I got to the oasis I was all hot and sweaty so I stepped off the trail. Then I dropped my pants and jerked off right where I stood and came everywhere. It felt pretty good. I masturbate outside.
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    Buying a house.

    Where are you going to buy it? Are you going to rent it out? Can we have ***** overs?
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    The ******

    Mind if I do your wife?
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    Luggage

    Rolling luggage, Backpack, Or Duffel bag?
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    Buying a *****.

    Buy one with a good personality. See if it knows how to play fetch or soccer.
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    Should I get engaged?

    Then you can film porn with her whenever you want.
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    Your thoughts on Obama?

    Ok ok, I paid for it when I bought my McDouble.
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    Newt Gingrich promises to build a moon colony by 2020; make it a U.S. state

    SPACE RACE 2012! It is on! I bet the Olympics will be fun this year!
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    Man spends his entire life savings Star Trekking his home

    What a set. I want to go to his house and pretend to be a Space Marine. Sincerely
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    Bridge Collapses When Struck by Ship

    That guy got fired. Why did he crash?
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    Newt Gingrich promises to build a moon colony by 2020; make it a U.S. state

    I agree with Mr. Gingrich on this one. I think if we built an international colony on the moon our generation would be proud and there would be hope for the future. Not to mention it would make a few good new jobs Aeronautics is one of the USA's main industries. I wrote a letter to Mrs...
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    Your thoughts on Obama?

    I like him, his debate during his campaign about foreign policy was impressive. I actually wrote him a letter. Socialized health care is working out, I used to get std tests at public health for free, it is great!
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    The Bunny Ranch Thread

    lies!
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    The Bunny Ranch Thread

    Amsterdam, prostitutes are only $80 an hour.
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    Porn industry threatens withdrawal

    Can't I just pay some money and get a part in the next production? Let me know
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    Roald

    What is your favorite bar? As a matter of fact somebody should make a bar/nightclub suggestion thread. Freeones exclusive.
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    Porn industry threatens withdrawal

    Simi Valley, ex home of Rocketdyne. Google it, I think Erin Brokovitch was from there.
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    Political Assasination

    Loony conservatives, I am totally voting liberal now
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    What has Happened to the Republican Party?

    They **** cats
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    Political Assasination

    http://m.yahoo.com/w/news_america/arkansas-democrats-cat-******-painted-liberal-211435575.html?back=%2F&.ts=1327415614&.intl=us&.lang=en Cat assassinated for ties with Democratic Party.
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    Pirates

    Another thing that proves Africa sucks. Would you ever pirate a boat? We were talking the other day and it was brought up that a sure way to get laid is to take a woman on a boat. Once you get out on open water the only choices are "put out" or "swim". Pirates
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    Motherfucking motherfucker!!!!

    Get a big stick and ram your PC like You would with Pamela. ( Memory Stick that is)
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    ******** games

    Strip foosball or Edward 40 Handz. How do you play these games anyway?
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