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  1. Mr_Balls

    It is my birthday today!

    Tits? SQL thanks for the luck!
  2. Mr_Balls

    It is my birthday today!

    Woot in Vegas! PM me!
  3. Mr_Balls

    It is my birthday today!

    Maybe, one for me and one for my next pet. First I have to get some projects done with it. Imagine...RFID pet door, ignitions switch, vault, robot.
  4. Mr_Balls

    It is my birthday today!

    Fuck yes, PM me Palm Springs Shakeys.
  5. Mr_Balls

    How Does A Girl Feel When She Gets A Double Penetration ????

    Today in class we all agreed, us males wish we had a second penis.
  6. Mr_Balls

    Silicon Valley on the decline?

    http://www.wired.com/wiredenterprise/2012/03/google-microsoft-network-gear/all/1 Are swtiches going to be in Chinese now?
  7. Mr_Balls

    It is my birthday today!

    I might go out to Palm Springs. Dude, I wrote a letter to Sasha Grey's fanclub and she sent me a nice note in return. I am moving to Japan in June, and I also just got an RFID reader and two chips in the mail.
  8. Mr_Balls

    I like Dragonflies.

    I fear the Bot Fly
  9. Mr_Balls

    It is my birthday today!

    WOOOOOOO! :bunnycake:
  10. Mr_Balls

    I like Dragonflies.

    Hot dragonfly sex outside! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLBT26jbISY 0:33
  11. Mr_Balls

    I like Dragonflies.

    Ever watch dragonflies fuck?
  12. Mr_Balls

    Vote for Me!

    OMG you sound like fun!
  13. Mr_Balls

    Why are so many girls in "the biz" smoking weed?

    Every time I watch this GIF I laugh. Tea is great. I am totally ******** Aςai and Blueberry right now
  14. Mr_Balls

    Vote for Me!

    It's my birthday on Friday, you should post a suprise. Please?
  15. Mr_Balls

    Help!My country is blocking porn :(!

    While I was in Turkey, they blocked porn. You could not get on certain cam sites in the Czech Republic either. Just move dude
  16. Mr_Balls

    Birthdays

    My birthday is on friday!
  17. Mr_Balls

    who do u wana drill in da ass

    Harley Spencer
  18. Mr_Balls

    bare knuckle boxing or any type of self defense...

    Yes I got a black eye. Then some guy asked me to hit him in the face at a bar, and he got a nice shiner but I ran off because I thought his friend was going to stab me.
  19. Mr_Balls

    Sphinx challenge

    I would pick endurance, I think that would be my best chance
  20. Mr_Balls

    Why are so many girls in "the biz" smoking weed?

    A blunt and a babe was one of my favorite pass times for awhile
  21. Mr_Balls

    Ants

    It's a parade!
  22. Mr_Balls

    Sphinx challenge

    Lets just pretend, you are almost done with some huge adventure. But the only thing stopping you from the end is a Sphinx who has a challenge for you. The thing is you can choose what kind of challenge you can particpate in. Which one would you choose? A challenge of knowlege A challenge of...
  23. Mr_Balls

    The Official Gardening Thread

    Re: 2012 Official Gardening Thread I am going to hike into the mountains and plant some wile carrots, tomatos, and apples.
  24. Mr_Balls

    Vote for Me!

    PETRAAAAAAAA! How does the "Today's most searched babe" thing work?
  25. Mr_Balls

    Vote for Me!

    I have an idea, lets all do searches for Harley Spencer on the freeones site and see if we can get her on top of the "Todays Most Searched Babe". What do you think? I think this will be fun.
  26. Mr_Balls

    When I go to ***** tonight

    I woke up my roommates the other night, because I woke up growling because I had a ***** someone was ******* me.
  27. Mr_Balls

    I have an opinion on something.

    Whoa, who are YOU?!
  28. Mr_Balls

    What should I do tomorrow?

    Where is my cake?! :zombie:
  29. Mr_Balls

    Freeze!

    :bunnycake:
  30. Mr_Balls

    Why are so many girls in "the biz" smoking weed?

    Because I only smoke with girls who are "in the biz" why smoke with anyone else?
  31. Mr_Balls

    Wedding gifts

    I was thinking mabye one of those sex swings
  32. Mr_Balls

    Do any of you have an e-mail/voicemail phobia?

    So, who should we call?
  33. Mr_Balls

    Two Ex Porn Stars Uncover the Truth About Porn

    Pancake bunny is not known for grammer
  34. Mr_Balls

    What should I do tomorrow?

    bake me a cake
  35. Mr_Balls

    I am watching American *** right now.

    The CIA is watching you
  36. Mr_Balls

    I love going for walks.

    I like to go on walks and shoot things with a squirt ***.
  37. Mr_Balls

    Two Ex Porn Stars Uncover the Truth About Porn

    :bunnycake: You're argument is invalid
  38. Mr_Balls

    Great googly moogly!

    Her perscription makes my dick look big....or something like that
  39. Mr_Balls

    If I were to ever ride a motorcycle again....................

    For some reason, I feel like I know that road...
  40. Mr_Balls

    Do any of you have an e-mail/voicemail phobia?

    I am a prank call extraordinaire
  41. Mr_Balls

    It's Malena Morgan!!

    :bunnycake:
  42. Mr_Balls

    It's Malena Morgan!!

    *opens door* Did someone say, "Applebees? I could go for a Shirley Temple right now with some fries." :drool2:
  43. Mr_Balls

    I want to do this...

    http://www.trekforce.org.uk/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWtUfinN6rY&feature=share
  44. Mr_Balls

    Vote for Me!

    Can you do a dirty girl scout?
  45. Mr_Balls

    Wedding gifts

    A wild stag sounds like a good idea
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