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...How you do that?!... Natasha Mealey

Good read...BY GOLLY IT HAPPENED! (kind of)

Where can I post this video? How the hell do I post Youtube videos with a player in the thread? & does anyone know who this woman is in this video...she looks like the next hottest thing since lava.

If you could have a pet dinosaur, what kind would you have?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6HSlZBNwUQ

Botany Every **** ever created was synthesized from plants at one point.

I totally just want to make porn and not have to pay for it. Actually, I used to work at an Adult Theater...so we could release it and see if it sells.

I would pick option #1, I want to make my baby her first baby ;)

"Hey if it pops up I will let you know" Detachable Peeenis

Thumbs up

I am totally not wealthy and want to make porn that makes us both look good. Hook me up!

Working at an Adult Novelty Shop I would always recommend Lube, and based on what they were wearing that day is how I would suggest an item.

Girl:*moaning* Boy:*grunting* TOOOOOOT! Girl:"WTF?!" Boy: "It turns me on"

cool

*shrugs* :D

pick me! Actually where IS the best place to find women who want to play on film?

Real Orgasms, Subtle facial expressions, (like when she flutters her eyes while she sucks me off) and...Lots of loud sounds.

I just thought of one more... What if you could get blue cum?

Grab the skimpiest thing off the rack and give it to her and grunt with a smile.

Ok...I just think a beardy blowjob would be freaky.

...no...

My personal favorite is when she wraps her legs around my waist and I pick her up off the ground. But in a scene..."The Piledriver."

Kacey Jones

I have like 4 of those... Would you do a lady with a fake mustache?

What sounds like a more fun male enhancement?

-These pants are for you. Thanks for keeping yourself in shape, it's cool. You are hot as the tarmac in the middle of summer on a Phoenix freeway. OW!

Prague is sooo cool! Take the subway to the "T.V. tower" stop, it will blow your mind! If you want to buy a hooker, go to the Triple K. The best night club is "The Cross Club" off the Nadrazy Hoylslovick (sp?) train stop. Take lots of pictures, people will never believe you. I spent an...

You know...I bet your nose could give quite a clitoris rub.

I totally made that myself... The first one got trashed.

Is there any way I can win one? Poker games? Arm Wrestling? S & M Scenes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQnBMBlMKBg ^ This link works ^

I totally want to kick it with Charlie Sheen, that sounds totally casual.

I cleaned it up a bit... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQnBMBlMKBg

Where can I get a shirt?

Yeah I just made this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uulRuVlK9sk

Let's have a rager

Do you have powers?

Johnson

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*Shrugs* say it out loud ,"Our cocks touched"

Smokes weed

I do it all the time! I have a tongue piercing in right now too, so it makes it that much hotter. ONCE I even licked strawberry frosting off a butthole, it was sweet.

It's a...

I was in solid state hibernation...

I like this Intro thread better...the other one is way too long. & also because I made it myself. XD You just made my day. KA-POW!

Psh! Whateveah!

Oh, I found the Intro Thread. "Post here, in this thread, so we know you are new here Don't start a brand new thread, it just makes you look bad and then people want to **** you! Go!" ________ ...ambiguous

What is that?

Rita Faltoyano

It never came in as static...more like...funny colored and swirly.