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...I don't want to say it but...I miss the list.

I think I would rather spend the money I was spending at the bars, in my living room.

anyone else on here?

I called the number, it's disconnected

You got some good taste

Coffee and bar fries If it's ******* Jameson on the rocks

I did it again... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7YYe7_Da_o

I am going to the bar for coffee and chips right now. *grumble grumble*

I would fuck Rita Faltoyano's face, because she brushes her teeth as much as I. ALOT

What do you like to order when you go to the bar? I personally am in a "***** on the rocks" phase. Cuz when the ice melts...you get water, it's clean. If not then I just get Pineapple Juice and 7-up

Thanks Icewater, you just cheered me up today. Shay Laren is now one of my favorites.

Anyways, this dude whining about his GF is bugging me. I had a GF once and she dumped me... then she did a gangbang in a bar I wasn't invited to and now everyone in town makes fun of me for it. Then heard she took off with some nutbag and got paid to get donkey punched. *sigh* She went off...

WHO IS THAT?! I have seen this gif. before and I... *fap* *fap *fap* o_O

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Your dick isn't that big, as long as your gentle I don't think it's a big deal. It's not like you are filling the uterus with Semen; at a certain point in pregnancy there is a mucus cap that develops over the cervix.

In high school, I made it a personal goal to be able to unsnap a bra with two fingers and a quick *flick*

My last girlfriend was 15 years older than me, and banging hot

So anyone have a favorite kind of lube or massage oil? Mine are... 1. Olive Oil (Extra Virgin) 2. ID Flavors (I even used some to loosen some lug nuts to change a spare tire) 3. Palmers Cocoa Butter

What kind of lube?

I totally dig it when a woman sits on my face. Then I can get her slit all slobbery and ready for some passionate sex. Do you ladies like sitting on faces?

Masturbation is having sex with yourself.

anyone here ever try out one of the "extenders" they have in adult stores?

I want a blowjob

Call the bodega and see if they deliver.

*bursts open door* ALRIGHT, I got a stack of off brand American Cheese, A fifth of Popov, some Maverick Cigarettes, some Adderall from a broke college student, some Band Aids with smiley faces and *bites banana in half*, a banana. *Tosses an opium poppy plant to A.R. with some Oranges.* As...

Anyone want anything?!

A thousand muffled words

Your vagina is cute :)

I wish I was playing with a vagina.

If you are not next to her, You are not sexing her. If she doesn't have your ring, there is no cheating

Thank You! You should see my game face, it's arousing. :D

How old are you?

The founding of Las Vegas

Imagine if you walked up on two Brontosauruses fucking...how gnarly that would be.

Detachable peeenis

Yeah, especially if it is by surprise!

cooooool :D

Rubbing your asshole with my tongue ring and facial hair...at the same time :D

Yes

Hey! Where are you from?

:D Have you ever had a Fuzzy Rhino done on you?

Health Class was my favorite.

Me either...especially if it has a dingle berry. We should hang out.

Vaginas are beautiful. I have never seen two that ever looked alike...kinda like snowflakes. :)

Girls like you are why I shave...cooooool. :D

Uh oh...Spagehtti-O...Three Eyed Fish will now be reality.

My regime... 1. Get a deck of cards 2. Shuffle them 3. Designate 1 symbol for Pushups, Situps, Pullups, and Something else 4. Pick top card and go through the deck.

Anyone here do it? I know most of the ladies do.

I am going to seduce her off Facebook.