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I hope it attracts more women. I am not in college, I make money.

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Yes, I live in SoCal

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So I got this horned lizard from a pet store. Do you think if I got a GPS chip in it and took it hiking in the wilderness and filmed it, it would survive? Would it get laid? (I hope) Would it answer THE CALL, or BE MILD?!

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Did anyone go? I didn't go because I thought tickets were sold out in January. So I have ticket money you ladies can screw me for. B)

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I am totally from the U.S. too, and I am totally down for a get together. Where are you from Coleen?

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I have, and I always try to strike up conversation afterward in their native tongue. They are always like =o "You speak [Spanish, Russian, French, Czech]?" and I am like..."yeah and you are hot stuff"

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That dude totally wanted to get her to fuck him without him having to ask.

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