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How about the old "invisible man" joke? Superman is flying over Metropolis, searching for bad guys. His super-view spots Wonder Woman tanning naked on the roof of a skyscraper. Superman suddenly feels horny as fuck, so he starts thinking: "Damn, I really want to bang her, but she only has eyes...

I'm sorry Madam, but I have to fine you for being way too sexy... ...and don't even think about making me "close an eye"! it's gonna be a cold day in Hell before I'm not watching you... :D

I like this way of thinking!

Well, being thanked with such a picture is ALWAYS a pleasure! (dirty mind takes advantage of his personality) ...the things i could do to those boobies! (slaps himself in the face) ...Damn schizophrenia! ...Wait, I'm not schizophrenic!

:nanner: May I ask you to pair with me dressed as The Blues Brothers? (Imagine the scene: me and MissH singing Rawhide, then she starts using the whip)

Thank God it's friday... AND in 3 more hours I'm out from work! Today's votes Nikki Nova Nina Mercedez Miss Hybrid Mariah Milano Love Gisele

Can I drive? oh, and do you mind if I bring Nikki Nova and Vanilla DeVille with us?

The captors are offering $100.000 for taking him back... I'm not even answering the phone for less than $500.000

New day, folks! time to vote again! Nikki Nova Miss Hybrid Nina Mercedez Mariah Milano Love Gisele

Surprise! now give me the most hilarious man alive!

I'm here and waiting!

I'm the only one who can be Muttley! I've been practicing his laugh since I was 7!

Brigitta Bulgari for me... I've been to one of her live shows and she's HOT!

Don't even say that! I have been able to make Miss Hybrid go up three slots (with a little help from the other members) and now it's your turn! ...and if I fail, I will cry like a baby (and no one wants to see a grown up man dropping tears like a little ***, right?)

I'm having really naughty thoughts about that ass... :jump: and it's all your fault for being sooooo sexy!

... Is this what you wanted? now surprise me!

three stars, not bad at all

Poor alligator... :(

I did! :nanner:

Owen Wilson :laugh:

Bald or trimmed, possibly with a woman around them...

Thank you for sharing, mate!

Good morning everyone! Yesterday was a truly shitty day for me... I hope today's going better! Let's start voting Nikki Nova (I need to use all my might to take her to top 20) Miss Hybrid (can I be your butler?) Nina Mercedez (always sexy and nice) Love Gisele (she's great) Mariah Milano (do...

My cock is biggest than yours! it's so big I've got to put it on a leash!

Firefox is good, but lately I switched to Opera

Damn, that's gonna be a harsh battle! ...and I can't say no to a woman, especially one of our OCSMs...

here am I, again... no changes in today's votes Love Gisele Nikki Nova Miss Hybrid Nina Mercedez Mariah Milano

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!! my eyes!!!

"you have a *** in your pocket or it's just that you're happy to see me?" :D

Yes, lesbian rimjobs are one hell of a turn-on for me

I'm not sure this tattoo would look good on my ass... but that thong surely would!

I know who (and what) I like, too!

Once I thought that Aquaman was cool, 'cause he could breathe underwater and talk to fish... Then I discovered these are the same powers of SpongeBob! (hope Jeff Dunham doesn't mind if I have stolen one of his jokes)

this guy can do that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrY6qZadNVk

I've just fallen in love... AGAIN! :nanner:

Today's votes Nina Mercedez Nikki Nova Miss Hybrid Love Gisele Mariah Milano

I gladly offer my skull to be crushed between those thighs... (as is written in the "talk like a pirate manual" the best pick-up line from a female pirate is "do you know how many skulls I have crushed between me thighs?")

thanks for that pic, Nina! I love your candies...

I'm actually shooting an independent movie based on a story completely original "Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror" The story is narrated from the diary of Johann Cavallius, historian of the city of Bremen, who is wondering if it was the Nosferatu who brought the plague to Bremen in 1838...

You know... as covering I dismiss myself as an Italian Language teacher...

I'm campaigning for Nikki Nova! C'mon guys, let's push her to top 20!

Only when I'm carrying gorgonzola in it...

Sorry to correct you, Boss, but the right word is "Omertà"

Sorry, Boss. My evil twin found out my freeones password Now he's secured in the basement with a bucket of fish heads...

If one day I will be able to take over the world, I'll grant you whatever you wish! (if you wish to be my queen, you don't even need to ask)

Ok, I'm buying that game!

Good morning everyone! I was off to the course for a 18 holes round but it's freaking raining (and that old geezer on his boat full of ******* scared the crap out of me)! Never mind, let's vote for today Nikki Nova Miss Hybrid Love Gisele Nina Mercedez Mariah Milano

Lucky guy...

I'm voting for her every day!

Damn, Nikki, I really hope everything will go better for you... Meanwhile i'll keep on voting for you!