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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    How I prefer my girlfriends to mount up.

    :nannerf1::nannerf2:
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Captain Chestpants is happy to see you..............

    You can tell by looking at his left leg.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    The hottest girls of my youth

    http://www.leenks.com/gallery942.htm Pretty comprehensive list of some hot women from this guys youth..............and Madonna:throwup:.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    Chinese soldiers doing the elephant walk?

    At least they're not naked.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    Stacked Pussies.

    Get your minds out of the gutter, you pervs.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Big Cock.................

    Energy *****. I think I'd buy it just to put the can on display.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    15 year old shoots himself in the PENIS.

    And you thought the Plaxico Buress case was stupid. Penis. http://www.nypost.com/p/news/regional/brooklyn/so_much_for_packing_um_rod_jXKO6I6jK3RgVNDNWClDoI
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Courtney Love hasn't aged well.

    Who am I kidding? She wishes she looks that good.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Another Engrish sign.

    I try to fall carefully whenever it happens but its nice to have a reminder.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Two bears humping.

    I told you.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    WTF is going on here?

    I hope that tiger turned on someone and ate their freakin' legs.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Separated at birth.

    :ak47:
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    A good tip for every employee.

    :nanner::nannerf1::nannerf2:
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Worst time out EVAR!

    I'd rather sit quietly in the corner.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Buy American....................

    if you want to make sure your car bomb gets there on time.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    Roll your window up!!!

    Like that'll do em' any good.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    *** always told me to chew with my mouth closed.

    I wish I hadn't seen this. But since I did now you have to. :nannerf1:
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

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  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Google search is racist.

    Who knew?
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Who Put This Dick On My Back

    Quick video. Pretty funny. http://thiswebsiterules.com/news.php?extend.591
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Top 10 ********* Sex Videos Nobody Wanted to See

    Dustin Diamond? Check. Gene Simmons? Check. Fred Durst? Check. Check. Tom Sizemore? Nowhere on the list! WTF? He's like the last guy in Hollywood anyone wants to see making an O-face. The rest of the usual suspects on the list is pretty much what I expected...
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Beloved *********** And The Awful **** You Forgot They Did

    I knew about Tim Allen, Rick James and Phil Spector but Dr. Dre? Who knew a mild mannered PhD. from an idyllic setting like Compton would beat a female reporter for talking to Ice Cube? I love the defense, though. "Bitch had it comin." Priceless...
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    The coolest thing I've seen all day, September 1st edition.

    http://www.**************/videos.aspx/video~3069/F4_DESTRUCTION_TESTING/Extreme_videos/
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    This emo is so gay.............

    He made the fucking road cry.
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Vagina Repair

    How the hell do you break a vagina?
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    There's nothing funny about a funeral....

    Except for this freakshow.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bizarre tragedy of the week

    And you think your job is shitty.
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Damn, that pussy has some big crabs.

    Told you so.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    You say tomato................

    I say, Fuck You!
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    How did he break his leg in the first place?

    Gotta love the rednecks.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Definitely a happy ending.

    Why couldn't the evil George Lucas incorporate this into one of his shitty prequels?
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    Yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep...................

    Telephone. One of my favorite bits from Sesame Street when I was a ***. Great costumes.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Martial Arts Flow Chart!

    :ak47::violent:
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    10 Weirdest College Mascots

    Just in time for the beginning of the college football season. I like Sammy the banana slug an awful lot but Scrotie from the Rhode Island School of Design Fucking Rules! http://myamazingfact.blogspot.com/2009/08/10-weirdest-college-mascots.html How Stanford's mascot didn't make the list is...
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    10 Strangest Allergies

    http://www.oddee.com/item_96791.aspx I want to meet the girl who's allergic to underwear.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hot Head

    Quite possibly the dumbest thing I've seen someone do intentionally. :flame:
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    I normally don't heed advice delivered by butterflies

    but this one is telling me to buy tickets for the Dethklok concert in November. And that sounds like fun.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Internet navigational aids.

    Helping you enjoy your interweb experience.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Kool-Aid Man got a little lazy.

    :anonymous
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    18,000 men forming.................

    the Statue of Liberty. Camp Dodge, Iowa, 1918. Just North of my hometown. Pretty cool pic. I've seen other pics from that era of soldiers forming stuff like a portrait of Teddy Roosevelt and a bald eagle.
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Bailout Mascot.

    Yeah, it's timely, I know. But I just found it so cut me some slack.
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    'People secretly love the mullet,' contestant says

    From the Iowa State Fair. My hometown, again. And a few words from the "winner." There really are no winners here, though. Just a sad commentary. http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20090824/STATEFAIR/908240322/1001/NEWS
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    Jack in the Box-Mini Sirloin Burgers Commerial

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xXkmvrT_e8 I crack up every time this airs on TV. I **** Jack in the Box, though.
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    How about a tasty treat?

    You'd think they'd be kind of salty. :anonymous
  45. Ace Boobtoucher

    Portrait of a woman

    Quick, for the love of God, someone **** it!!!!!!
  46. Ace Boobtoucher

    Making a splash in Beijing.

    Albeit a small one.
  47. Ace Boobtoucher

    If I ever get thirsty enough to ***** this........................

    please just give me a glass of water.
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