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Rohypnol!! :2 cents:

Or roasted :facepalm::eek:

Many men have nicknames for their cocks. Mine was given me by a girlfriend whilst she was giving me head. She named it 'the impaler'...yes the impaler. Or at least that's what i thought she said? Turns out she's asthmatic, and it's my fault she died. :facepalm: 7.5 by the way!!

Hmmmm, I can see a remake of In Bruges....Miss VHH in MM in Bruges :drool2::drool2::bowdown::surprise:

As long as you don't wheel me past my ******'s house :*****:

Pussy gotta have hair....it's good oral hygiene to floss!!

Never mind that reality.....she thought the competition lasted for 3 months!!!!!! :facepalm: So, did she have people voting for 3 months?? That's the only she would legitimately get enough votes ;-)....or where were we for the last 3 months? Did everyone miss the start of the competition?? I...

Thanks Jay....I'm lucky/unlucky to have been there during both invasions!!

Re: Outrage after Israeli soldiers **** wrong man in raid on suspected Hamas militant Having been in Lebanon in the late 70's up to 1985 I can tell you that there are no "accidents" involving the Israelis. They are highly experienced at ethnic cleansing, ******* and cold blooded execution...I...

And ol' blue balls is looking for revenge after today's miscalculation ;-) :eeew:

And therefore arse up in front of Felix who won't want to be left out :eek:

Actually, it would be a cover version, as it's NOT a "traditional" Irish song...It was written by Jimmy McCarthy in the late 1970's for Christy Moore, and was the title track of his 1984 album!

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Happy Birthday Nikki :drool2::crowdgrin:jump:

Hairy, so you can floss while you eat!! :drool2:

You're definitely like the latest girl in m my wank bank!! :drool2:

I've just given that bad cat another rep ;-) Well, I tried...seems he's too popular already!!

And if she says swallow??? :eek: :dunno:

For most of us, that IS sex ;-)

I'd crawl a mile across broken glass just to wank over her shadow....still hot as fuck! :drool1:

Cuntspiracy ;-)

No worries Rane ;-) Hope you hasd a great one too!!!

I'm counting down til NYE ...........you'll definitely need someone to clean you both up, so I'm getting my name down now ;-) :drool1::drool1::bowdown:

Bush every time After all, oral hygiene is important, so why not floss as you eat ;-) :drool2:

It wouldn't have been, because they didn't !!

I would imagine there was lots of that too, but a lady can't give too much away :bowdown: :elaugh:

Oh, cumming on time is preferred, but cumming too early is frowned upon by Miss Horny ;-) :2 cents:

Ooooh, nicely plugged :drool2: Nice plug :bowdown: XX

As she is slightly hung over this morning, I started off slowly by slipping one in gently for Miss Hybrid :drool2:. As sex is good for a headache she began to feel much better, so I banged her 3 more times good and hard just to make sure she was on the road to recovery ;-) :elaugh:

And while Lars was preparing sustenance, I kept on ramming into Miss Hybrids oh so sweet box :drool2::drool2::bowdown::bowdown:

Mmmm, I'm glad I stayed in the present....who would really want to travel away from Miss Horny? :drool1::drool1:

Happy New Year Alan!! :nanner::nanner:

Oh dear....is one on the **** again??? ;-)

Mmmmmmm, nice outfit ;-) With an image like that :drool2::drool2: in my mind, I'll be tossing and turning all night.......probably more of the former than the latter.............. :facepalm:

I take it that you will be "entertaining" at home tonight.......ooops, you're always entertaining ;-) :drool1:

Happy New Year everybody.....on the last day of 2010 I'm going for the big finish.....Miss Hybrid :drool1: is definitely taking a pounding in every hole....yes, all 4 !!

Suggestions on a postcard please...........and by the time they get delivered I'll make sure Miss Hybrid has been down and been able to cum up 4 air again :facepalm: :elaugh:

Oh dear Rebekah, now you have soooo much making up to do!!! I have a feeling Felix will be laughing at me for a change when you two are finished with me!!:D Oh well, it's a hard life, but I've stocked up on little blue pills so at least you'll have a toothpick as long as they work! I suppose...

Were you on a hair trigger again?? :drool1:

Enough of this slipping in gently....Today I rammed Miss Hybrid :drool1: as hard as I could 4 times.....I think she may have felt a twitch :tinhat:

Hmmm, time for a whip round I think!! :2 cents: for tarters :bowdown:

You promised it would be our "little" secret :rolleyes: :facepalm:

Hi Rebekah, If you need a hand or two, I'm sure I could give you one....or more ;-)

It's gripped, It's sorted, Miss Hybrid :drool2: just had 4 rammed hard into her sweet moist box!! :bowdown:

I slipped another 4 into Miss Hybrid's moist warm tight box :drool2:. Only 3 more days to go, so I might not need to resort to Viagra to keep it up after all ;-)

Miss Horny can pluck my banjo string any day :drool2::drool1:

And while the girls were strumming I managed to ram 4 more into Miss Hybrid's ever so tight box

Well, they are both certainly having a good strum ;-) :drool2: :bowdown:

While Miss Hybrid :drool2: is recovering from being Miss Very Chablised I've slipped 4 into her box....it was quite nice actually ;) :bowdown:

I'm glad you had a good day then..it sounds like Santa came too ;-) :drool2: I've slipped 4 more in for you while you were in the recovery position !!