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  1. The Joker

    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    Really? Never heard of that one before, but I'll take your word for it. Only other actor's I can recall that I personally remember hearing anything about being considered for the part of Wolverine back in '99 was Dougray Scott and Russell Crowe. I'm aware that Hugh Jackman wasnt Bryan Singer's...
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    Which centerfold/pornstar would you like to see as an OCSM on this board?

    Admittedly, my first exposure to Rocco's english skills was in a 1992/1993-ish porn film titled, "Girls of Double D". Joey Silvera (along with Wendy Whoppers and Tami Monroe) is in the film as well, and it's very much a comedic porn film. All of my friends have seen it ("Hey! You gotta see...
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    Which centerfold/pornstar would you like to see as an OCSM on this board?

    Fair enough, Gordar. I do see where you are coming from. I apologize as well. Rep time. :D
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    Pubic hair?

    I like it. :D Christy Canyon, Chloe Vevrier, Nikki Dial, Monica Bellucci, Kay Parker, Danni Ashe, Alyssa Alps, ect ect ... yeah ... I like it alright. :)
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    Guys, would you cut off your dick for $1B dollars?

    Nah, the incentive goes away with that sort of ultimatum.
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    Which centerfold/pornstar would you like to see as an OCSM on this board?

    You really would have to be a complete jackass to sit and mock someone maliciously because of something as trivial as a accent. As I can only assume you are suggesting the idea of people who find accents humorous, or does impressions of famous people with accents, are people who are always being...
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    Nice avy and profile pic!

    Nice avy and profile pic!
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    Which centerfold/pornstar would you like to see as an OCSM on this board?

    That's so spot on! :glugglug: As a running joke, I'll often do an impression of Rocco's english skills whenever I'm out with friends. Always gets a laugh. :D As for the topic of discussion, of course I would love to see Christy Canyon, and Chloe Vevrier post on Freeones. Asia Carrera would be...
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    Alyssa is quite a looker ... Nice Chelsea avy BTW

    Alyssa is quite a looker ... Nice Chelsea avy BTW
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    Who would you like to be haunted by?..

    George Carlin of course.
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    What are you watching right now?

    Re: What you watching right now! A documentary on the most notable midnight movies (Night of the Living Dead, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Eraserhead, ect ect).
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Alyssa Alps in a sexy pink bikini. :yesyes:
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    What kind of guys do you prefer to see in porn?

    Pixelated faces always throw me off. Just slap on a economical popup of Alfred E. Neuman instead. :2 cents:
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    Happy extremely belated Bday, Mini-Bo-Dini!!!! :)

    Happy extremely belated Bday, Mini-Bo-Dini!!!! :)
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    Swine Flu

    Campbell soup ... Mm-mm good ... Possibilities! :rubbel:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Death Proof
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    Would you cheat on your wife or GF with your favorite Pornstar ???

    It's highly unlikely I would cheat on my girl. Even if it's with my favourite pornstar. Though I can easily imagine myself sitting on the couch with a blank stare, nodding "What the fuck was I thinking?" after a argument at some point afterwards. :o :tongue:
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    Stacy Keibler

    Abso-fucking-lutely delicious!
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    Superman Vs Luke Skywalker

    :eek: So once again I must say that I am no Star Wars expert, but thanks for the trivia. It was interesting. Any other species besides the Hutts that have a 'strong intuition which may enable them to understand that they are being tricked by suggestions and images implanted in their head by a...
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    Sci-Fi/Horror fans... ***** vs The Thing

    The Thing. :bowdown:
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    The best one/one Facial ever...

    One specific facial I must say I was very impressed with was the one Petey gave the beautiful Nikki Tyler in Amazing Sex Talk 2. It's definately a scene to behold!
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    90's big boobed girls

    Yeah, alot of good mentions there. I absolutely love Pandora Peaks as well, and I remember how awesome it was to see her in Striptease waay back in what? 1996? Good stuff! :D Busty Dusty, Casey James, Alyssa Alps, Sarenna Lee, Tiffany Towers, L.A. Bust, Traci Topps, Alexis Love, Linsey Dawn...
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    Superman Vs Luke Skywalker

    Assuming the Jedi mind trick works on Kryptonians. I'm not Star Wars expert, but I remember from Jedi that specific power didnt work on the Hutts. I wouldnt be surprised if there were other species who are immune as well.
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    Porn star Marilyn Chambers found dead in Calif

    Right. That was chronicled in the "Inside Deep Throat" documentary thats pretty interesting to watch. Linda did that, not Marilyn (RIP).
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Wrestler
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    First Movie Ya Masturbated To?

    Basic Instinct ... Though Emmanuelle 5 might have been the one .. ?
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Casino Royale
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Christy Canyon ... again! But this time, it's because I got a few 8x10's from her signed to me. Needless to say, I was in need of lightening my load after looking at them and reading what she wrote. :lovecoupl
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    Who was your first ********* crush?

    Jennifer Connelly ... Rocketeer ... Career Opportunities ... *drool* & Sharon Stone ... Basic Instinct *schwing!*
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    licking a girls asshole

    There are ways of going about eating ass. Just as there are ways going about licking the cooter. This shouldnt need to be spelled out. Honestly, I love licking the ass of a girl I am very attracted to. But yeah, steps are going to be taken before I go anywhere downtown. That much is sure...
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    Yeah, I wouldnt advise that. As much as the Joker often treats Harley like crap, he has indeed...

    Yeah, I wouldnt advise that. As much as the Joker often treats Harley like crap, he has indeed shown to become very jealous whenever she starts to direct her attention elsewhere. She's a babe. So who can blame him!?!
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    MILEY CYRUS Gets TAG TEAMED By Black Man & Batman aND CRIES!!!

    No need to point that out. In my estimation, it's pretty blatant. Nepotism is indeed, alive and well in the entertainment industry. :yesyes: Nice comparison there. And one I cant say I disagree with. So in short, if the seed of good ol' Billy Ray goes down a similar path as K-Fed's 4,3836th...
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    Most intimidating pornstar

    Back during the 80's/90's, I would say Debi Diamond would be pretty intimidating. I havent seen many of her films, but remember a quote from Peter North stating that if one wasnt ready, she would eat you alive. And coming from him, that's praise. Currently, I suppose I'll go with the Gianna...
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    Cinema or Home Theatre?

    Both have their advantages. With a home theater, you get the luxury of watching your favourite films at your leisure. With going to a cinema, you have the experience of watching a film with the public. Sometimes this is a negative, and sometimes it's a positive. I vividly recall going to see...
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    Eminems' New Video!

    Eminem's got a new video!?!?!?! :*****:
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    MILEY CYRUS Gets TAG TEAMED By Black Man & Batman aND CRIES!!!

    Never been a big Jamie Foxx fan, nor could I care less about the extremely irritating Miley Cyrus (her fucking *** has annoyed me since the early 90's with that fucking Achy Breaky Heart bullshit). So, bleh. :*****:
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    One night with a pornstar, who would you choose?

    Christy Canyon of course!
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    Historical Pornos

    Sex World Kay Parker's first sex scene.
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    Do you have a boner right now?

    "So! They laugh at my Boner will they!?! I'll show them! I'll show them how many Boners the Joker can make!" - Batman #66 :nanner:
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    The best one/one Facial ever...

    :dunno:
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    Porn star Marilyn Chambers found dead in Calif

    Read this unfortunate news last night before I went to work. She was quite the looker during her day. May she rest in peace. Truly a pioneer in the industry. RIP. :(
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    Romantic songs?

    Magnet and Steel - Walter Egan
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    As Good as it Gets Jack Nicholson is very entertaining in this. Awesome movie.
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    Whats the worst thing you've ever smelled?

    Death. Though a close second would go to the time I took my dog to the vet, and this other dog went and took a massive dump right there by the waiting room they had set up. It's kinda funny cause the girl at the front desk was very attractive, but any flirting I had planned on doing completely...
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    Your favourite girl names

    Alyssa Christy Sharon Monica Samantha Kay Jennifer Sonya Diana & Anita Dick
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Christine "She had the smell of a brand new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world ... well ... except maybe for pussy." :D
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    Who would you fuck? blonde or brunette?

    The blonde. That cleavage puts a smile on my face.
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    Chica (Chica's Place)

    Re: Chica Pics to Warm You Up! I'm not sure what you are alluding to with this? Personally, Chica looks alot like Terry Dodson's illustrations of Wonder Woman that appears in DC Comics. I could go off on a rant here, but in short, Chica has it going on! :)
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Hustler Great movie. One of my all time favourites starring Paul Newman.
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