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When I went to college my instructor Lieutenant Ward told a story about this prostitute that would sit down on a fire hydrant and make it disappear. One night with rafisex and that old whore would be walking funny for 2 weeks. Lieutenant Ward was a virgin as far as that type of activity goes.

Some people thought Brandon Johnson would be worse than Lori Lightfoot as Mayor of Chicago. I think he's doing a bang-up job enabling all the ******* of these repugnant gang members. Let's go Brandon and up that body count. Defund the police and let the gangstas finish each other off...

I thought you were pulling my leg at first until I checked. You were right. Having a taco in my hand at all times is not guaranteed by the Constitution. I still say if anyone from the Federal Government wants to take my taco they will have to pry it from my cold, dead hands. Some statistics...

What's that expression? Ah yes... it's like putting lipstick on a pit bull. Shanya is not just a lesbian; she's a bull dyke with a very high bowling score. No sugar or spice or anything to entice. They will turn Raquel eventually. My problem with her isn't her but her booking and persona...

Now he's exposing a community of homophobes.

You seem pretty knowledgeable about the scene. I am going to say something both positive and nice in regards to women's wrestling. Hold on. Let me take a breath first.... OK. Congratulations to Ronda and Shayna for winning the tag titles. They should be booked like The Road Warriors and...

Congrats with your new lady, Ace. We just celebrated our 8th Wedding Anniversary last Wednesday. Marriage is great and my life has never been better. I owe it all to my wife. Happy Memorial Day too, buddy.

This guy's YouTuber gimmick is to walk up to gang members and screw with them. All for the sake of our entertainment. https://www.youtube.com/@TopNotchGang @TopNotchGang Thank you. You're a good man. RIP in advance.

You ever watch any of those Stardom PPVs from Japan? Stardom is a ****** company of New Japan and they put on big productions full of womens matches. Sasha Banks is working over there for the time being.

Agreed. We mentioned an over-reporting of mass shootings but putting the other thumb on the scale provides these "statistics" cooked-up from a different set of criteria. Statistics are only as good as the source who crunched the numbers while setting the boundaries. What type of argument would...

Happy Memorial Day

If you are going to include targeted gang shootings with other random mass shootings why not expand it to mass casualties which would include other means of multiple homicides? What difference does it make how someone is ******? Gang related homicides are the more common examples of ******* in...

I can just holler for my wife to come to the back of the house instead. I like Charlotte, Becky, Rhea, and a few more but I’m not a big fan of most Women’s Wrestling and also feel they show way too much of it.

That character is one muted jabroni. The three of us should poke him with a stick until he squeals. Even Lux has a pulse.

Even the mafia used to have standards. I can't vouch for this kind of activity. Used to be no families... women, *** stuff. If you are with the actual Syndicate then you are fair game.

Orban can't answer nuthin' cuz he ain't know nuthin'.

Correct again, Wise Man. There, indeed, are not a lot of mass shootings involving gang members. Those retards can't even do that right and some can't even hit the side of a police station with a 12 gauge. The difference between gang shootings and school shootings is with gang shootings people...

Here's kinda-sorta something. I'm gonna say what a lotta people think. I don't think we should include gang shootings in with the other mass shootings. It's mainly because it's just a gang shooting with one going to the cemetery and the other going to the penitentiary. When you think about it I...

The female vocals fronting the Doom sounds great.

They can mute the sound on live TV. Sometimes you hear a couple "Holy ****!" chants then the sound goes out until they feel it has stopped. I just realized something. I can't remember the last time I watched wrestling when I wasn't high. I mean it's been years. How much do I really like...

Many people consider Bobby Heenan the greatest manager of all-time. His finest days may have been before he was in WWF. Check out this promo.

I don't mean to jinx anything but it's almost 5 O'Clock PM on a Saturday and we haven't had a weekend mass shooting yet. There were a couple school shootings and a bullet festival held at that shopping mall that eluded y'alls gaze during the week though. What an incredible opportunity to ******...

More NAZIs to prop up that Jew Zelenskyy. These ones are ethnic Russians. Still Slavs ******* Slavs. https://www.yahoo.com/news/ukraine-military-far-russian-volunteers-140829328.html Denis Kapustin, at right in black, the leader of an anti-Putin group of ethnic Russians who has been...

New Immortal

Why do wrestling fans say "We want tables!" instead of "We want concrete!"? Tables just break the guy's fall but if he takes a good enough bump onto the concrete the paramedics will have to bring a giant spatula to scrape then scoop him up onto the stretcher.

I sent this song to my wife on our Wedding Anniversary.

My ******'s library was full of Russian Psychology books. I asked my *** once, "***, are you trying to find out what's wrong with me and ***?" She didn't answer then continued reading like her life depended on it. Her theory were that Slavs were a bunch of lazy, good for nothings and war was...

Award for Best Actor in the "Getting Too Big For Your Britches" category goes to Vladimir Putin. If his head remains on his shoulders he will be one of the favorites to repeat next year. His insane acceptance speech may sound like it was written by the duo of Rasputin and The Ultimate Warrior.

Hulk Hogan legit scared shitless by Terry Funk.

That babyface push backed by the office sure is drawing a lot of money as Ukraine is becoming the face of the Globalist Regime Federation. Putin going into business for himself ruffled a few feathers in the territory and they intend to bury him with George Soros' Golden Shovel.

These 2 Southern Rock ballads go good together.

Triumph is a very underrated hard rock band from Canada. Kind of like The Poor Man's Rush.

How great is Jay Lethal? I bet he has a Jeff Jarrett impersonation too since that's his tag team partner.

That farewell speech was some promo, huh? Mark Henry's farewell speech had me not only in tears but rising to my feet and waving my fist in the air at the end.

Sean Hannity already has the lotion ready for Trump's happy ending. If Mark Levin is around maybe a 4 hand massage is available. Both of those whores would lick Trump's cum off a bathroom floor if told to...