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  1. Facetious

    Buy a truck, get a free AK-47

    :nono: With every purchase of a Ford you advance the cause of a one Ford Foundation whose main purpose is to ''Advance Human Welfare''. (source wiki) clip : The Ford Foundation Doesn't sound much different than the ''Open Society Institute'' brought to us by the inimitable Gyorgy Schwartz...
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    Buy a truck, get a free AK-47

    yep . . that has to be the case :hatsoff: It's funny how nobody cares about the dreadful '':ak47:'' when it's in the hands of radical guerillas in a foreign land, but put it in the hands of an American and you have another thing comin! :1orglaugh
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    Amy Fisher

    Re: Amy Fisher Returns to Porn Is she goin to engage in the butt-o-fu-ko act? EYqcTBr2qG8
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    Let's Harvest The Organs Of Death Row Inmates.

    ^ Organ harvesting in China confirmed by the Candiens. . . it must be the truth then. . . right? :P :dunno: :shy: :nervouslaugh: Ia04u0u8J8s . . .business as usual for the nation that's gearing up to conquer the world . . .I guess.
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    Buy a truck, get a free AK-47

    Sheesh . . . at least offer an American Classic . . . double dealin jerks! :1orglaugh
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    What's Your Favorite Obama Quote?

    Hi, mega . . . . account number 4, 5, 6, 7 . . .8 . . . or ??? :facepalm: :*****: :wave2:
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    300ft power station chimney in Springfield Ohio is demolished and falls the WRONG way

    Re: 300ft power station chimney in Springfield Ohio is demolished and falls the WRONG cUliUWMrMZA&feature=related A little piece of you The little peace in me Will die For this is not america Blossom fails to bloom This season Promise not to stare Too long For this is not a miracle There was...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    NUJH7y1yK_E&list=PL0533A91586CA8225&index=12&playnext=9
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    What's Your Favorite Obama Quote?

    A) gwaAVJITx1Y Did I miss the memo on this president's security objectives? :dunno: Also exhibit B The Muslim faith quote . . . the potus didn't even catch himself! Stepanopolous just nails him!
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    What's Your Favorite Obama Quote?

    A) gwaAVJITx1Y Did I miss the memo on this president's security objectives? :dunno: B) The Muslim faith quote . . . the potus didn't even catch himself!
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    Taxpayers Funding ******, Travel, Lottery Tickets, Tattoos For Freeloaders

    OH, that is a depressing post . . . the opiate of government ''assistance''.
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    Taxpayers Funding ******, Travel, Lottery Tickets, Tattoos For Freeloaders

    Re: Taxpayers Funding ******, Travel, Lottery Tickets, Tattoos For Freeloaders This sounds an awful lot like Venezuela . . . oppress the productive people with a confiscatory tax rate and with the proceeds aid and abet the non productive thugs and street lazies. :facepalm:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    yRkovnss7sg R5SvBJwh1eA&feature=related RIP RJD
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    Taxpayers Funding ******, Travel, Lottery Tickets, Tattoos For Freeloaders

    :why: How does this tie into the story? . . . I don't get it, if an individual brings about wasteful spending habits in their personal budget it comes at the expense of the individual. . . not the collective. . . unless of course if said individual squanders away all of their money and...
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    Mystery After Missile Fired Off California

    Re: Visual illusion ... :nono: 3kcTvqiMNl8&feature=related Allow me to disclaim: I'm not suggesting that these so called 'chemtrails' are part of a govt conspiracy, I'm just pointing out that there are many different contrail profiles, some of which in fact do <disperse very widely>...
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    Taxpayers Funding ******, Travel, Lottery Tickets, Tattoos For Freeloaders

    Damn you, Scott, it's for the common good of all mankind! <- clicky :1orglaugh Everything is relative, right? . . . or left that is. ;)
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    Conn. Man Gets Death Penalty for Fatal Home Invasion

    Sometimes we just have to do what's best for the common good of the law abiding masses, no? :dunno: BTW - Wasn't this the guy who actually had the temerity to grin when his charges were read?
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    Justified: Modern Day Cowboy

    I wouldn't take too much stock in the minority opinion, Vlad.... just impale 'em! :hatsoff:
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    Plaid!!

    I'm not sure if it's the pleats or the plaid, butt hellsyeah! :lovecoupl . . . how about some thumbnail samples, Ali :rubs hands together & licks chops in anticipation:
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    300ft power station chimney in Springfield Ohio is demolished and falls the WRONG way

    Re: 300ft power station chimney in Springfield Ohio is demolished and falls the WRONG ''There it goes! Lisa Kelly, the president and owner of Idaho-based Advanced Explosives Demolition Incorporated which handled the demolition, said the explosives detonated correctly, but an undetected crack on...
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    Capybaras

    Capy: The largest living rodent in the free world! :ak47: :D
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    Mystery After Missile Fired Off California

    Re: Visual illusion ... ^ hazy contrails (perpendicular in order to the ''rocket'') in this pic as well Go back to the OP and view the first pic, there are other contrails in the sky, it's just that they aren't really ''trails'' any longer, they're clouds. explained :hatsoff: Err . . ...
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    The McRib is Back!

    Those cracked & splintered bones must really hurt when you go to take a ****! ...never had the privilege. jusayin :clap:
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    hello all :)

    ^ well, I have missed you in your absence. . . Glad to see that you're still alive & kickin! :glugglug: .......Go Sharks! :p:glugglug:
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    Biggest Snake In The World (UPDATED!!)1.7 tons

    Not merely one mouse a month . . . but two people!
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    Debunking the myth: The cost of Obama's trip to Asia

    :why: is damned right!... Where did I ever indicate that I was talkin to you...are you the author of this thread? :confused: :error: AGAIN, are you the author of this thread...it's very simple, yes or no?! :facepalm: `never claimed you did! It was HELLRAISER, the presumed author of this here...
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    Debunking the myth: The cost of Obama's trip to Asia

    Author- Stop trying to deflect attention away from your beloved big spending potus! You're nothing more than a ward of state whose probably never even paid a bill in your life! Obama is the fucking problem, not Bachmann, she's just a trivial member of Congress who happens to have enough courage...
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    Conn. Man Gets Death Penalty for Fatal Home Invasion

    ^ :glugglug: As they say, it's better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6! :ak47: great point though All true. :*****: :hatsoff:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    jpHHV5zx-nE&feature=related :D
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    Amazing spider facts

    Welcome back minidog! :lovecoupl: :party: I always find it to be somewhat of a treat when I find jumping spiders around my home. Sheesh . . .The trouble a guy has to go through to get laid. :facepalm:
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    Michele Bachmann

    Yea, he's the president whose core constituency is made up of people who won't have to pay down the obligation (taxes) required to cover the costs of this 5*champage and caviar trip . . milk those tax paying private sector mo fos for all it's worth, in spite of what happened to his congress...
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    Michele Bachmann

    Just fucking c-a-l-m down, pop some sedatives . . whatever, Michelle Bachmann has no effect on our earth orbit! OK, you contest that the Congresswoman is guano-crazy because she highballed your president's trip expenses . . . How did you arrive at your figures? :dunno: You do have figures...
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    What do you **** most about your job?

    Re: What d yu **** most about your job? The costs of having to be licensed, bonded and insured.
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    Alabama man arrested for sexually ******* miniature *****

    Looks like he belongs on History Channel's ''Swamp People''. . . OK, OK, so I once watched 5 whole minutes of the program :o it's all I could take!
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    Michele Bachmann

    I think that it would be equally irresponsible for us (you, me, members of congress or whoever) to not call things as we see them! I mean, come on! the jackass potus assured us that his administration would be one of transparency . . yet I can't see a foot beyond the pane! :dunno: Seriously...
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    Gentlemen, how Protective Were/Are You of Your Sisters and ***?

    Re: Gentlemen, how Protective Were/Are You of Your Sisters and ***? Well, between the ages of say . . . 11 - 17, I would go to bed each night thinking about how I could get rid of my older ****** (four years my senior) once an for all! You see, the damned goody two shoes beeatch turned me in...
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    The MSM Aren't Liberal: 26 of 30 Major Dailies Oppose Prop 19

    Re: The MSM Aren't Liberal: 26 of 30 Major Dailies Oppose Prop 19 Nonsense! The so called medical ********* growing establishment along with all of their friends in the media and academia got out the word to vote against prop 19 . . . you see, the bill as written had too many checks, balances...
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    what is this position called?

    Reverse cowgirl a-nal standing I guess. :dunno:
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    Michele Bachmann

    HELL-O!!! :cool: x8hMJVXt09E
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    A Bipolar world? The Rise of China

    Re: A Bipolar world? Re: The Rise of China Yesterday a right wing goof talking point . . . today a reality I guess. :facepalm:
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    10 year old in Spain gives birth

    Re: 10-Year-Old in Spain Is Not the First or Youngest ***** *** Yea, but do they also smoke 2 packs of Marlboro 100's each day, half of which while cartwheeling . . . (?)
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    Bush personally ordered waterboarding

    :sing:''Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday. . .'' /:sing: Nammy . . doin some fill in for Fa-king? :D
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    Baby survives 8 story plunge

    Oh you're just agitated because The Lord Saveth Thy Baby and you know it! :tongue: :hatsoff:
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    Baby survives 8 story plunge

    full story :angels:
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    The Reason I am Back

    MM- Does the Canadian health care system afford you the right to seek the opinion of another doctor? I hope so. Anyway, don't let the system blow you off and treat you like a second class citizen, get answers ASAP and in writing! In the meantime, we'll be maintaining a positive mindset for...
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    11 Year Old kicked off cheer squad for not shaking booty

    At least one of these girls have someone in the home to set good standards of conduct.
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    11 Year Old kicked off cheer squad for not shaking booty

    Full Story The nerve of her!!
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    Obama Report Card - Two Years Later

    In just 2 short years as potus, B.Obama the O-men has the sunk Americans into $3,000,000,000,000 in debt..more than 3x what bush did his entire 8 years! and I thought that bush was a horrible president! Really, just how do you remedy a given debt by compounding it by a factor of 3x and doing so...
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