Ok, who here has ever driven naked? Be honest.
Maybe I wasn't driving totally naked but, you can see that I ended up that way.
Now if I can just remember where I put my keys. Who wants to help me search for them?
Who here doesn't like mesh and a miniskirt?
I shot this next to a fireplace but, I don't have a match. Anyone want to light my fire?
I hear the best way to do that is to rub things together. So, where are my volunteers?