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  1. Facetious

    .Gates: North Korea will pose direct threat to US

    The bodyguard in the center has the facial expression of a guy who wouldn't have any trouble putting . . . well, a lot of rounds into his subject's head at point blank range. No sudden moves now, Maddy! :1orglaugh Aside: I wonder if she really drank the contents of the glass? :shy: Surely you...
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    Dreaming of her Baywatch days? Erika Eleniak is no longer a fresh-faced beauty

    As they say, before you fall in love with a woman, take a very close look at her ******. :eek::tongue:
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    .Gates: North Korea will pose direct threat to US

    Yet another complete waste of American taxpayer dollars as the rest of the world leaves us in the dust!
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    should i text a girl that ive never talked to before?

    :needs more details:
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    Chinese stealth fighter flies!

    But why would they want to go to war with u.s., how would we ever make good on our debt? :shy:
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    Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in head

    You mean magazine capacity?
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    Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in head

    Thank you, sir, that's great news! Let's hope and/or pray she continues to make steady and positive progress in her recovery.:bowdown:
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    Dreaming of her Baywatch days? Erika Eleniak is no longer a fresh-faced beauty

    ^ Really! :reads her cap and observes her lunch mate: I guess she's not very happy as a biker chic. All Hollywood has beens seem to go through a down and out stage in life, it's kind of depressing.
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    Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in head

    That has all to do with the magazine capacity, not the physical firearm.
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    Can't pay your annual dog tax? We will simply **** the dog.

    Well, she is 1/2 Czech. :tongue: No it's not their fault! Mankind is responsible for the spread of domesticated animalia, great point!
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    .Gates: North Korea will pose direct threat to US

    Adult Image Hosting Does anybody remember this event? :facepalm:
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    Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in head

    Gwyneth is a ******. ;)
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    Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in head

    Who in the hell coined them ''Assault Rifles" and for what purpose?:surprise::eek::shy:
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    ****** policeman jailed for life.

    At least he wasn't a racist! :tongue:
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    Can't pay your annual dog tax? We will simply **** the dog.

    ...No, just confiscate their guns and sell them in America. I've always wanted to own a Sig P 210 . . . this might be a golden opportunity. Really, this is a win-win, the dogs get to go on to live a happy life and I can finally own a masterpiece! :P :D
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    Can't pay your annual dog tax? We will simply **** the dog.

    **** where are you? :hammer:
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    After I jerk off...

    I always get a craving for a chocolate milkshake after . . after . . yea. :o
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    I Know This is Unethical, But How in the Sam Hell is it LEGAL?

    If it hasn't already been said, you're paying these high prices because you are subsidizing those who don't have the ability to pay. :facepalm: Look at you energy bill, Scott, don't you have to pay a "Public Purpose Program" fee? I have to pay an additional $4.00 each billing cycle to make sure...
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    Parents lose driver licenses for ******** that miss school days

    I don't think that I had had single unexcused absence during my high school years, my *parents would have been notified on the very afternoon or evening of the day I was absent. Of course that was a long time ago and, well, times have changed. In reference to this bill, I think that the...
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    Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in head

    Just that and the fact that they're biased . . . very biased. That's kinda splittin hairs! :dunno::[ Who circulates these twisted, false and ignorant points of view? The Guardian, that's who. agree Better than that . . . just like the new mayor of Chi town, or Hillary for that matter, the...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    ErvgV4P6Fzc
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    Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in head

    Consider the source, young man, consider the source. (Guardian):facepalm: Never mind the thousands upon thousands of unreported incidents where law abiding citizens draw their own personal firearm as a means of self defense against violent, non law abiding thugs . . . Surely we can't give...
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    Why do assassins have three names?

    Re: Why do assassins have three names? It's a conspiracy by the criminal defendant establishment to make their clients sound more distinguished. :tinhat: Further . . . you could have simply been "Icecold" . . . so why the 322? :dunno::D If your first name was "Eggbert" you wouldn't be so...
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    Reading material while on the toilet?

    Exactly. My rear generally doesn't even touch down on the seat . . . it doesn't have to because it's over and done with in an instant. :)
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    What is wrong with white American men??

    .. .. .. .. Re: What is wrong with white American men?? Easy for you to say, Mackenzie! . . . err . . . hoser! Adult Image Hosting :D :P ;) Hey, 24G (AKA Revamp) . . . I thought that you were going to disappear for a while since you were back in school now?
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    Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in head

    He looks like 22 y/o going on about 55 y/o . . . Do I see a hint of downs syndrome in that mug? Oh . . . that's how Palin is tied into the story. :P
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    What is wrong with white American men??

    You're four grams shy of an ounce . . . Don't do it! :flame:
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    Westboro Baptist to picket ******** assistant principal's funeral

    I'm convinced that Fred Phelps is a democratic party operative, really, how much of an undermining provocative agent do you have to be before someone notices . . . :facepalm: I know his end game: . . . :flame:By any and all means necessary . . destroy the institution of Christianity. :flame...
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    What is wrong with white American men??

    We all have our erroneous zones . . it's just that few of us are inclined to admit it. That's what's wrong. NOTE: All of the "other" ethnic groups of men are as pure as the wind driven snow and they won't let you forget it! (Also Wrong) :P
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    Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in head

    As such, we can both be proud of our post history in this thread because we're all class. :bowdown: Really, I was astonished to see just how many members went off the deep end with their politically charged finger pointing game . . . Holy sh#*! . . What have we become I asked myself, have we...
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    Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in head

    At least NannyP lost the C-32, that's something anyway, burning multiple thousands upon thousands of gallons of jet fuel in each direction each week (San Fran <---> Washington) The nerve of that bitch to put such a large carbon footprint on our upper atmosphere! :hammer: -back to Giffords-
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    do you believe the New Orleans and Mississippi Coast flood was an inside job

    I don't mean to be a spoiler here, but don't count on it the way gas prices are going. . . in fact, the ever increasing gas prices will likely wipe out any possibility of there ever being an economic recovery , IMO. The OPECkers have us exactly where they want u.s.
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    Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in head

    If Nancy Pelosi was the majority/minority leader of my Democratic Party Congress, I'd be bashing Palin too! . . . distract . . . distract . . . distract . . .all eyes off of Nancy and all eyes on Sarah. The question is, who's nuttier?
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Jefferson Starship • Save Your Love:lovecoupl Craig Chaquico jam session (song finale):banger:
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    Post a random song lyric

    Go on out and gain the world but don't you lose your soul while you're trying your truth is changing every day but your heart will let you know when you're lying well, you're running running from me now running like you've got a race to win now you tell me our romance is over time for...
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    Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in head

    Hang 'em high, Sheriff Joe! :glugglug: Adult Image Hosting
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    Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in head

    . . And the next question must be . . . just who or what has controlled his mind?, right? Nope! we're not going to go there. Wrong, the shooter exhibited indications of being a disturbed individual. . . . a severely disturbed individual. Why do you always feel the need to complicate matters?
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    do you believe the New Orleans and Mississippi Coast flood was an inside job

    But I thought that the levees broke because of shoddy, half assed maintenance? Really? It just so happens that the area happens to have a predominant African American population . . . Wait a minute! . . . are you thinkin what I'm thinkin? :tinhat: ;p
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    Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in head

    Isn't it disgusting how they would use such an unfortunate turn of events in order to boost their political leverage? Giffords is the exact type of political figure we need in this country! The more I read about her, the more I realize how bad we've been screwed in my district. Get well...
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    Music that really moved you lately

    I1qkUZZ1aho Just another sentimental song is all
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    Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in head

    That's an interesting topic, one of which I'll have to explore in greater depth sometime, as in fact check ;) Neg repping is not conducive to helping members resolve their differences. :nono: :flame: :D
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    ...Sure, anytime! :hatsoff:

    ...Sure, anytime! :hatsoff:
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    Aside from the ****** part, I guess that you make a fair point, however, demerits shouldn't be...

    Aside from the ****** part, I guess that you make a fair point, however, demerits shouldn't be awarded to those who post tongue -n- cheeky entries or to those who simply have a different opinion than ourselves, they should be awarded to those who assail our individual character in an...
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    Are you serious . . ? REALLY? It's worth (-) repping me for? Jaysus, lighten up a bit! We all...

    Are you serious . . ? REALLY? It's worth (-) repping me for? Jaysus, lighten up a bit! We all push each others buttons around here, that's half the fun! :ak47: :D
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    Choose Your "Trophy Fucks"

    Re: Who would you fuck every single day? Every hour, minute and second of each day too? Heather/Denisa/Gina of course! Just the thought of her gives me a hunkin polska kielbasa! Yea, yea, I heard that she is now married and has a *** . . :hammer:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    7VDTa7uXUp4
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    What are you listening to right now?

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