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  1. maildude

    NFL '13 Season Thread

    Concussion Update: Broncos OL John Moffitt has just walked away from the game, giving up his salary. And former Cowboys RB Tony Dorsett is being tested for CTE.
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    Anti-Virus Software

    Just got back from MicroCenter where Tubby The Clerk roped me into the latest ESET anti-virus offering. I installed it onto three laptops. It ran on this one. Found two deep-hidden problems and fixed them...problems the older software missed. So far so good. There must be something in those Hot...
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    Getting Your Heart Broken

    I've often said: I'll take a hard knee in the balls ten times over having my heart broken again.
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    Britney Spears' music used to scare off Somali Pirates

    Part of the new "Non-Lethal Response" initiative by the merchant marine.
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    Alyssa Milano ****** sex tape

    The video no worky. But she admits she did one HERE: http://tv.yahoo.com/video/alyssa-milano-admits-sex-tape-094043669.html BTW...she's NOT talking about the phony Syrian one. She's talking about a VHS tape she did way back...
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    NFL '13 Season Thread

    Time for some GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS for you Broncos haters. GOOD NEWS--Starting next week, the Broncs get into the real meat of their schedule, with challenges at Indy, at San Diego, at New England, and at Kansas City. In fact, six of their last ten games are on the road. BAD NEWS--They have...
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    2013 MLB Thread

    FUN FACTS about Detroit and the Tigers! :rolleyes: Congrats to the Detroit Tigers for their upcoming appearance in the ALCS. Here are a few fun facts about Detroit and the Tigers: FACT 1: The city of Detroit has the first ever floating post office. Which makes perfect sense, because the USPS...
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    British Prime Minister says that Miley Cyrus is a silly slut or something like that

    Here's my response. http://captiongenerator.com/7883/Hitler-AND-England-****-Miley-Cyrus
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    Even Hitler agrees with me....

    Here you go. I messed it up at the beginning...but the rest is O.K. http://captiongenerator.com/7810/Hitler-Finds-Out-Maildude-Is-Reviving-Old-Threads
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    NFL '13 Season Thread

    Eerie, though, how this Peyton Manning team reminds me of the John Elway team during his first Super Bowl win season.
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    2013/2014 NCAA Football Thread

    Top 5 Comments Heard After The Bulldogs Win Against LSU 5. "We're in great shape now! Our one close loss to Clemson is still better than all five of Ohio State's wins!" 4. "Zach had a great game. Despite being on the losing side. And despite previously QB-ing the team that just beat him. And...
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    US poverty rate steady at 15 percent, but 'lower class' is booming

    Titles and class inequalities aside, a 15% poverty rate is unacceptable.
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    NFL '13 Season Thread

    I think Rudyard Kipling said it best: "Turnovers'll **** 'ya."
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    NFL '13 Season Thread

    Only three games into the season, and Reid looks like the second coming of Hank Stram. Look...until Alex Smith walks on water, and Derrick Johnson turns Gatorade into ****, I'd give this one a little space. Besides...everyone knows who the real savior is. That's right...Mark Donovan.
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    What about fleshlights

    They're great for when you lose your skin in the dark.
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    BREAKING: Roald Leaves Freeones

    Best of luck, man. Here...I made this cake for you. Oops! I dropped it. Oh, well. Here's a cigar! Oops!! I bent it. Never mind...here's a handshake..... ....juuuust kidding.
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    NFL '13 Season Thread

    Some noteworthy quotes from Week 1: --"After that sixth down pass play to Bolden, I knew our team had what it takes to win."--Jim Harbaugh. --"Brandon Weeden had a tough game. And by tough, I mean shitty."--Mike Gundy --"Yeah. I'm glad he chose football."--The Dodgers, Yankees and Royals...
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    NFL '13 Season Thread

    Flacco will have the run of the show unless Fox finds a way to pressure him from the outside.
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    2013 Tennis Thread

    If Serena Williams and Joakim Noah ever had a ***....could you imagine the hair on that *****????
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    What Song Is Stuck in Your Head?

    ZlvTTzw4t2c
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    The War on *****

    I agree with the legalization of pot. But remember that, for example, opiates of all kinds are presently legal as prescriptions, and there is no shortage of people addicted to them. Pot is only as harmless as the individual allows it to be...the same as any ****. Or activity for that matter.
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    NFL '13 Season Thread

    The Lions are the Lions. That's all I'll say. :facepalm:
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    What Song Is Stuck in Your Head?

    Illuvatar--Late Of Conscience _yT5XocMNQU
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    Who ****** JFK?

    This topic has more mileage than my old 1972 Plymouth Barracuda.
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    George Zimmerman Found Not Guilty

    Well, now that it only took a jury's decision in a controversial case to push us all apart, I guess we're gonna need a national disaster ******* thousands to bring us back together.
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    2013/2014 NCAA Football Thread

    The Joe Paterno cloud. Hmmm..... http://www.pennlive.com/pennstatefootball/index.ssf/2013/07/how_would_you_caption_the_pict.html
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    What Song Is Stuck in Your Head?

    Q6kAMu1YvMc
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    Nelson Mandela Clinging To Life.

    Very upsetting news. http://news.yahoo.com/mandela-life-support-faces-impending-death-223616156.html
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    Happy 4th of July!

    HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY !!!!
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    2013 MLB Thread

    Max Scherzer goes for win number 13 tonight, as the under-achieving and bankroll-busting Bengals look to straighten their recent pitching woes. Right now it's 6-0. If I were Al Pacino, I'd sell the team back to Monaghan.
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    If you could hug anyone (soft-core)

    I would give a big hug to... Nelson Mandela--before it's too late. Mike Ilitch--and tell him, "Hey...you did your best. Now it's up to them." Barack Obama--because right about now he could use one. LeBron James--he won the damned championship single-handed, Sorry, Plum Town. He deserves...
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    NBA '12/'13 Thread.

    SPORTS RADIO: "Will this team [The Heat] be intact come next season?" MIAMI MEDIA: "LeBron is the greatest player ever!" CLEVELAND MEDIA: "F*ck LeBron. And the Browns still suck." HEAT FANS: "Yeah! We won! Let's hit the beach!" THE AVERAGE SPORTS FAN: "I haven't followed the NBA since Jordan and...
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    What Song Is Stuck in Your Head?

    4OvzmTKCuDQ
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    Pornstars who look like celebrіties

    Re: Pornstars who look like *********** Kirstie Alley http://www.imagebam.com/image/d6074d55341957/ Chelsea Blue http://pimpandhost.com/image/5894347-original.html
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    Any Cleveland Indians fans here?

    No. And they're not at the stadium, either.
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    The Rainbow-Unicorn-Thread

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    NHL '12/'13 Thread

    So we gotta win it in Chicago......:brick:
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    2013 MLB Thread

    Meanwhile...Twins lead the Tigers. The same team that just took two from the division-leading Injuns. Consistency, where is thy sting? If hardball was the name of the game, the Cats would be Series champs every year. Leyland needs to put down his chewing gum and his electronic cigarettes and...
  39. maildude

    Post your favorite Mitch Hedburg material here.

    "You know that Pepperidge **** bread...that stuff is fancy. That stuff is wrapped twice. You open it, and then it still ain't open. That's why I don't buy it. I don't need another step between me and toast."
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    Ray Manzarek, keyboardist for The Doors, has died

    Interesting interview he did in '91. See it on YouTube. He emphatically supported Jim M. as a person and he hated Stone's portrayal. Ray co-founded the band with Robby at UCLA then he ran into Jim during film school classes. http://www.raymanzarek.com/
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    Big tornado hits Oklahoma!

    Just watched some of the videos. Terrifying. We had those on occasion in Canada. Very devastating. They're still digging through the rubble of that grade school. Thoughts and hopes are with the victims and their families.
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    What is the most disturbing movie you ever seen?

    And http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?699120-What-is-the-most-disturbing-movie-you-ever-seen To answer the question, Eraserhead was disturbing. I never got into violently disturbing films so I rule them out. Although I did see Natural Born Killers and that f*cked me up for a while.
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    RIP Ray Harryhausen 1920 - 2013

    The greatest respect for his work. And if it wasn't for him, we probably wouldn't have had that skeleton scene in Pirates. http://board.freeones.com/images/freeones/icons/icon10.gif RIP. A legend.
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    ***** Jihad--A REALLY Funny Site, You Western Dogs!

    Here's a sample: http://www.celebjihad.com/*****-jihad/new-scarlett-johansson-nude-photo
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    What are you listening to right now?

    FR4-zgLIJvI
  46. maildude

    Our new queen

    Your highness!! http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/18/vikinglegowoman.jpg/
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    Win A One-Way Ticket To Mars!!!

    http://travel.yahoo.com/blogs/compass/want-visit-mars-applications-being-taken-205216264.html Oh, yeah!! :cool:
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    Watertown Police Chase: Gunfire, Explosions Reported

    Latest http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/boston-mit-shooting-explosion-suspect-watertown-064355149.html BTW...that pic at the bottom of the story, with the feds and their guns out in front of the house at night, has just become my present wallpaper.
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    explosions in boston

    A guy at work said something I agree with. This has the smell of a domestic terrorist.
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    BUSY. With work and union. They have me chasing my tail. But it's for a good cause I guess.

    BUSY. With work and union. They have me chasing my tail. But it's for a good cause I guess.
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