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So disapppointed I wasn't around when Jack Davenport was. He seemed like such a fun-loving and pleasant individual.

"Hey baby, I just don't love you enough to marry you or make love to you. But enough to lick your butt."

*leans into mic* That's not how it works. But I'm not going to spend my weekend explaining why, you do you.

I knew I shouldn't have brought this up. *sigh*

Unfortunately there are lots of accounts doing the round that he was a bit of a Louis CK around women. I wish I could say I was disappointed or surprised but I'm just not. A brilliant comedian, though, no question about that. The logic professor gag is one of the best jokes ever done.

Now, see, that concerns me. A film should exist on its own, it shouldn't need additional reading material.

We've got to wait another goddamn five weeks to get it in this shitty country. Need my Villeneuve fix.

I'm closing this thread now seeing as though it has degenerated from Chappaquidick into assari's AMA.

@assari - stop triple posting. It is possible to multi-quote and reply to everyone rebutting your drivel in one post.

The "something else" worries me even more than the "creepy".

Christ allfuckingmighty. Let's clarify one thing. I told you that I didn't want you using that expression because you had used it about a million fucking times. You were like a stuck record. Secondly, I'm not going to debate with someone who thinks that everyone who has non-right wing opinions...

What do you base that assumption on?

Why?

So what did you say it for? I want you to understand something. You returning isn't carte blanche for you to go around this board spouting such utter horseshit. Just because you're not telling someone to go fuck themselves, don't think we won't send you on your way for picking up your...

I merged them. Still weird how this happened!

Yeah, what happened here? And which one do I close?

Source for this absolute bullshit?

We've really, REALLY missed you. I totally mean it, man.

And?

How many different ways are you going to make the same post? If it's not on here it's on the profile pages of various babes whose boobs aren't big enough for your tastes. And besides, why do you care about what way anybody swings? Something you want to tell us? It's ok, you're among friends here.

We will look into this for you. If you don't hear from us within a week, tag me to remind me.

No defensive midfield cover and a manager who is tactically inept, that's what happened. Ronaldo may be a freak of nature but he can't alone score us to winning trophies. This club is going in the right direction but still has so far to go.

Indeed. Mine is currently 1,119 as opposed to Adam's 915. Not that I'm counting.

Well make 5 posts and then you can send a message!

@DrakeM - alright, we get the idea.

I'm not sure it's possible to calm *those* tits!

His movement and link play with Pogba, Fernandes and Greenwood was instantly on point. Ridiculous player. If United actually had a central midfield, we would win the title at a canter. As it is, we'll probably break the single season goalscoring record and finish fourth. At least it will be fun...

This thread is being watched. Everyone calm their tits.

Get a Mr. Skin sub!

Hanna is awesome, isn't it? One of the best action films of the 2000s. In fairness, I know how opinions work.

Sir this is the good films thread.

Thank you. I'm only a back on a recreational basis until Monday, when I will be reinstalled at my normal levels of irritability.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Tango_in_Paris#Rape_scene

Pornstars when they get called out on not working with black colleagues.

Don't say I never give you anything. And, in a rarity for the internet, DO read the replies.

The last six and a half years must have been very troubling for you.

The board is *****-bumptastic right now. They both taste like ****.

Goddammit! I'm on a week's holiday next week, somebody needs to cover my shift.

Why didn't anyone inform me of this 9 year bump? Just can't get the staff these days.

@FreeOnes_Adam - make a note in the diary, six and a half years on this one.

The Cock Destroyers break-up is easily the worst thing to happen in 2021. https://www.papermag.com/cock-destroyers-split-up-2652902932.html

'Grrrr, I wish these **** would stop riding their bikes on the path!' threads like these always end well.

'Asia Carrera is a Pastafarian' is one of my favourite bits of porn trivia.

Just DM any moderator.

I ignored this topic when it was posted a week ago because I really didn't understand what @huntersy was talking about. As usual though, it's always helpful if a member such as they provide examples to help us investigate their complaint.

Weren't you complaining recently about hardcore scenes with huge cocks in them? Dicks just can't win with you!

Time's up. Closed!

You're only a truly manly grrrr man if you know all the lyrics to this.