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  1. yaheem

    Tomb Rader

    Yes sir, by far the best one of the bunch.:nanner:
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    The Best Tomb Raider

    Well maybe she's so hot that its ridiculously funny?:rofl:
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    I Won't ***** Much Tonight

    Yeah FreeOnes. and MLB 08 the show is awesome.
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    Bar Prayer

    Amen.
  5. yaheem

    cheerleader

    Very nice.
  6. yaheem

    Silvia Saint / Sylvia Saint

    I do second that.:lovecoupl
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    Mary Carey

    I bet she still breaths flames and spits ***** as good as anybody.
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    2008 MLB Thread

    Cmon now Red Sox over the Reds in national media everytime. As for Jr. no worries as soon as he hits #600 he'll be hitting jacks more regularly. Might be the pressure and all, witnessed the same thing with Bonds last year, after he broke the record, the next week he was hitting bombing all over...
  9. yaheem

    Hello from Yurizan Beltran

    Re: Hello from yurizan. Wow hottie, welcome.:wave:
  10. yaheem

    Admit it!

    Hell yeah, I fell down twice and said fuck it, actually I didnt know much vulgar language as a ***** so I probably kicked the heels and ran away ****** like a little bitch. And no I would never wear womens clothing although I would wear pink and purple.:thumbsup:
  11. yaheem

    Lakers Or Celtics

    Not gonna be like Magic and Bird. Dubs fan, cant root for the Lakers. Paul Pierce better be hurt, ******, getting carried off on a wheelchair??? What in the hell was that? and dont say Willis Reed unless Pierce is really hurt. Oh Lakers in 7.
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    What "REALITY TV SHOW" Would You Do?

    American Idol, so all you bitches can hear my dreadful singing which I constantly practice in the shower.:D
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    Mysterious and Stealty Woman Evicted From Mans Closet !

    Ah, so ninjas still exist. She was probably eventually going to slit his throat and make off with his mobile phone.
  14. yaheem

    The Best Slang Word For Vagina

    I like padussy.
  15. yaheem

    NYPD Helicopter Views Faces from Miles Away

    Oh man gotta shave, if they see me surely they will assume I am an American Terrorist. Gots to love the government.
  16. yaheem

    Michelle McLaughlin / Michelle Ferrari

    Wait a minute is this the same chick whos a Giants fan, loves to hunt but wont go to a Warriors game? If it is, then no thanks. How can you be a Bay Area cat who dont enjoy the Dubs?
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    2008 MLB Thread

    Well you got lots of teams with great young set-up men ie: Dodgers(:thefinger) with Broxton, Tigers with the *** who throws hard and plays Guitar Hero, Cubs with Marmol. Even if the **** are throwing great, the closer always comes up. As for me Im bringing in the closer, its his job what he gets...
  18. yaheem

    Prankster hurt in 'mooning' gone wrong

    Cheap glass. Did he end up sitting on the window somehow, a heavy cat.
  19. yaheem

    can you see the images in stereograms?

    Oh man, when I was a *** I had book filled with these things, all you had to do were relax your eyes then bam! a 3-d looking image.
  20. yaheem

    2008 MLB Thread

    Citizen Reds fan, nealdrox. Who in the hell is this Volquez ***? All the sports pundits said he couldnt keep up his pace, but shutting out the Phillies in Philly? Unheard of. Damn, kinda jealous we got Lincecum in SF but Volquez looks like the best pitcher in baseball. Should be starting in...
  21. yaheem

    Marvel movie?

    I werent a fan of all the Marvel movies, being a goober I thought that the movies were not the same as the comics, highly disliked most of em, until i saw the greatness that is Iron Man. Still dont like the others.
  22. yaheem

    Tractor Parking

    Well... i guess you could park a tractor wherever the hell you want.
  23. yaheem

    Obama wins Jackass nomination

    Thank god for Ralph Nader, a man who truly brings some sanity into this zany election year. He is running again aint he?
  24. yaheem

    Zebra In Love

    Picture was obviously taken in the 60's. Peace and love man.
  25. yaheem

    What's the worst injury you've ever had?

    Dont know if its ****** enough but i had both of my kneecaps pop off a total of 5 times, and with a lot of physical therapy and and meds ive been good for a couple of years.
  26. yaheem

    I love wilma

    Dunno I liked Pebbles all grown up. :rofl:
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    Funny Crashes

    Oh man my little ****** was in a car crash last week, and I was totally cracking up when I heard about it.:rofl: Wooo it was hilarious. Wait no it wasnt.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    I ***** through The Strangers but im gonna ruin it for everybody... Everybodyway iesday.
  29. yaheem

    Woman Married To Berlin Wall For 29 Years

    I guess she loved the wall so much, she just married it.
  30. yaheem

    horror frog

    who the hell does that frog think he is? Wolverine. What a poseur.
  31. yaheem

    what up

    Wheres the goddamned funny picture????:mad:
  32. yaheem

    Restricted Sports TV

    Darn this is hard, Id have to go with WNBA championship Maybe Not.
  33. yaheem

    White people who try to act black.

    Yo yo yo yo, my ninja see what we is doin is all hyphy up in this bizznatch. My homeboy got a couple a grillz an we gon roll on our 23s... Wh-at? You mean you dont understand what I just said? Welp neither do I, let em be.
  34. yaheem

    the girls love him...

    Im sorry but that was highly disturbing.:eek:
  35. yaheem

    The Relationship Is Over

    And who said that the human brain is smarter than a computer, i would have never thought of that.
  36. yaheem

    Vehicular Sexual Harassment?

    HR has been called and they are looking into what to do when plants get frisky.
  37. yaheem

    Favorite Rapper

    Dont really like rap, but favorite rapper goes too Lupe Fiasco.
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    Rachael Ray caught up in scandal

    It all makes sense now, all those pastries must have teeny WMD's stuck in there. She is just waiting for word from the higher ups... wow what a bunch a ***** ****. Sweet lady like that a terrorist? Just like the black guy running for president. They takin over.
  39. yaheem

    Vaporizers

    too true. I prefer just rolling up a piece of paper.
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    2008 MLB Thread

    Tim Lincecum. Watch him pitch, the *** is insanely good. Bit biased, but so what, you watch him throw and you gonna enjoy it.
  41. yaheem

    Five months jail time

    Im hearing this is progress, back in the day they would have a public execution or chop off the guys arms and bury the girl alive.
  42. yaheem

    Humans Are So Scary

    Obviously thats Jobba the Sea Mutt
  43. yaheem

    edit

    Thanks for finding the socks they're perfect, as for the baby what you do is give it candy and while its slobbering over the sugar you take the merchandise and maybe even the ******.:nanner:
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    who's your favorite rap/hip-hop group/singer

    What no soljer boy?;) #1 Lupe Fiasco after that its Bone Thugs and gotta rep the Bay Area cats. Dont really listen to this genre of music, but if i do its usually only Lupe.
  45. yaheem

    Commander In Chief

    I gotta go with Washington too. I mean how states can be named after one guy. Only King George.
  46. yaheem

    Hot Prostitute

    Now that probably totals to around $425 for the premium package. She would be better off rubbing some Planters peanuts all overs her body.
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    edit

    Speaking of socks, have you seen mine?
  48. yaheem

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Not great but pretty funny was Walk Hard, the songs are pretty damn good, to the point that I might get the soundtrack, and Sweeney Todd was not very appeasing. Johnny Depp awesome as always but i abhor musicals.
  49. yaheem

    ten reasons to go vegetarian

    I highly dislike veggibles ever since i could taste at the tender age of 8. Since then i mainly eat meat. And how bout Prince Fielder, he goes vegan and cant hit the ball out of the outfield. Then he has a steak and and hits one 450 feet out. Life lesson in there somewhere. Eat USDA approved...
  50. yaheem

    Metallica vs Iron Maiden

    Sorry cant pick. and you cant make me. Like choosing between tits and ass, love em both.
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