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Not until i get some solid proof, ive been asking to get struck by a bowl of lasagna and im still waiting. (not man enough to ask for a bolt of lightning.)

Whoo Jim Beam. Aint nothing that makes me happier now only if there were some tits. Oh wait...:boobies:

Handjob er Hancock. The greatness of Will Smith and Charlize Theron looking very hot in this movie. Jason Bateman was also very good in this movie.

"Oh hes just a little *** he didnt know any better." Thats probably the excuse that will be used. Boo hoo little bastard, no more going to grammas house and eating her delicious cookies.

Ummmm go Sharks. Argh doesnt have the same effect when its in text.

Hell yeah I would purposely run into her.:D

Klara Smetanova. Very hot.

I wanna see that, is it any good? And the Hitcher remake was kinda meh. But a movie with a 442 and a sexy black Trans-Am cant be that bad.

This is awesome, keep the pursuit of trivia coming.

^^^ "Any team can win on any given day??? Fuck yes its true, like your Mets lighting up arguably the best pitcher in the NL yesterday? What the hell was that? Goddamn baseball is aggravating.:mad:

Go to www.malwarebytes.org and get their Anti-Malware program and run it a few times. Although sometimes these trojans wont let you go to a anti spyware site in which case you got to blow up your computer.

Unfortunately Im a racist bastard that loves everybody. Figure that out over a pile of hot curry friend.

ummmmm... guy? what does a tranny(?) have to do with chicks? Please stop for the love of humanity stop.

^^^ you hit it bud, i love pizza and the like. In fact I highly dislike India and indians for that matter so the decision is easy.

She was very hot in Arrested Development and then I was shocked, i say SHOCKED to find out she was Ellens lover.

God baseball must be the most boring game to watch if you dont have a rooting interest. It is quite slow and might be hard to follow. As for all those punk ass **** with their baseball caps cocked off to the side, the bill not having the proper crease and no idea what teams hat they are wearing...

The Ten. That was a damn good movie. Great cast, lead women were very fine (forgot how hot Famke Janssen is) and it ends with a great musical score.:thumbsup:

Hey Mets fans, I suggest you all watch the Giants series if you dig pitching. First two games are sure to be incredible and the last game you guys can have.

sunflower seeds. and 3 mountain dews, trying to figure out which one tastes better. (they all taste the same)

I was stuck in India during a layover for 13 hours and I really thought I had stepped into Hell, Im thinking eventually I'll be there but not now, I have to get to Africa in order to get to work. Well Jewish entertainers are pretty cool but too much drama in Israel. I'll stay home thank you.

Bandanna is awesome, just wait till the Colonel see's these two hotties, he will immediately stop having his polls and wanking it to Banana and Madhauri.

Gaah!! cant pick, love em all.

Yeah the Dubs are in a definite transition in order to develop all the emaciated young players they have. With Baron being all Hollywood, I mean who purposely signs with the Clippers??!!?? Anyway the Dubs better get some free agents they got a ****-load of money, thats what all the talk of...

Colonel you got me hooked on the big breasted indian chick, Ayesha Takia. And for that I thank you, now taka taka taka on friend.

hey there new friend.:wave:

Its kinda late pam its best if you lay off the Jim Beam and go to bed. Good night, ***** tight and dont let those goddamn bed bugs bite because they itch like hell.

^^^ Man thats ancient history, for most people "ever" is the last 20-30 years aint nobody remember if Franklin Pierce was a raging alcoholic. We do know that Dubya was good for laughs and not so good at decision making, maybe he should have been ***** whenever he had to attend to presidential...

^^^ My friend you are the one and only super freak. You be bringing in guys and gals from all over the place. While the guy on SI is a diminutive freak who throws balls around for a living.

Ummm... Tom Brady can get run over by a jet. In fact John Edward Thomas can do the honors in many years. As you can tell not a fan of Brady. He did something that still pisses me off to this day. Bastard.

I love watermelon so much in fact that you might call me an african-american. Now that i know it can get me hard, id better cut down on it for ****** reunions and such.

Ahh yes dont all lawyers have scandalous **** going on when nobody's looking? Well good for you and you just told a bazillion people what you have been doing. Diamond encrusted stripper pole anyone?

w00t "The Freak" on the cover of SI. Looks like Timmah is getting some recognition. But what is this SI jinx I keep hearing about? Quick give me some counters to these jinxes, hes pitching tomorrow against the Cubs. Oh no, I see 8 runs in 2 innings and an injury, not good.:weeping:

Jeez so much vulgarity, what if the poor woman has died or maybe she ate too much and decided to take a ***.:dunno:

Im pretty sure a 150-pound turtle with a darn tough shell has a pretty good chance of surviving, of course unless one of the scientists wants turtle soup.

Aint that the case with all women? Ba dum tish.:rofl:

The Raiders got as long as they like, I've heard from my sources that Al Davis "aint goin anywhea."

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha you beat me to the punch. And everyone loves punani, just ask Alistair Leslie Grimm.

Im sure that will be a very physical game, lots of fouls you know. The shirts will be taking charges like a European baller.

Quick question for Mr. Dutta how can one be half Hindu? Can I be half Muslim and half Jew?:confused: But Bollywood is mindblowing in the amount of ridiculous **** that is going on in them. All of them are musicals, love stories and they all have happy endings. Did I mention all their singing...

I agree with "Rog" and it seems like a no-brainer, why would any owner want to pay millions of dollars to an untested ***? You give a shitload of money to players who have proven themselves on the field. Im starting to really like Goodell, id have to say best commissioner in pro sports.

I had no idea Halle Berry was an Indian???:eek: I always thought she was an African American. How bout that, I'll choose Ms. Berry. Cant wait to see the next Indian girlies from the colonel.

Is erotics women with paint all over their bodies and you cant really get too much aroused? Or naked women with paintings? Very confusing stuff going on here.

Also if you send about $100,000 you can have your face printed on the bills!!! Imagine, straight cash homey with your mug on the c-notes.

Thanks Nikki and when is High School Musical 4 coming out, I just have to see Troy in college (I also hope he leaves that hussy Gabriella.) I must also add more merchandise to my ever growing collection from the first two soon to be three movies. Thanks. XOXO.

Gotta go with Pa-mela, never really cared for Jessica Simpson. And I eat meat, so suck it bitches and whores.:D

No no no no, i prefer hoooooooooooommmmmme rrrrrrrrrrrrruuunnnnnnnnn. (roll the r's like a latino would, then peeter off at the end. It adds to the effect, trust me.) You see it keeps with the MLB theme.

Brita is awesome, I remember my aunt had it on her faucet as well as the pitcher with the filter. Now I hear the filters come with flavors so you get raspberry flavored water right out of the tap.

All-Star game is a sham, have you seen how many Cubs and Astros are in there??? Alfonso Soriano is leading votes in the outfield and hes been hurt most of the year. Mark DeRosa? What the hell has J.R. Towles done? Nothing but bat below the Mendoza line last I checked. Kaz Matsui, hasnt he been...

^^^ That must be where all the gay construction workers go to get their lumber. I see no other reasonable explanation.

Possibly when she saw that Antonio was a muscle bound freak she didnt want her revenge so much.