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99% of rap sucks. Most of it is overly produced, trendy bullshit that is composed of lame beats (that musically unexperienced teenagers enjoy), worthless rhymes and terrible production quality. The huge majority of rap is total garbage that is absolutely unlistenable. But, there is a very...

It depends. Was my **** still on the tip of it, from when you assloved me with it the other night? I don't remember washing it, sooooo...:dunno:

SIGH, see? This is what I **** about everything that the media says in reference to anything scientific. I just watched a special on the Science Channel just the other month that talked about ocean life and how it has been changing. Yes, they talked about Global Warming and how that was...

Where is the poll option for "MAN"...:confused:

I really hope you're kidding.

Ironic? No, it's hypocritical, you stupid bimbo.

If abortion is ******, then masturbating into a sock should be homicide. I mean, who am I to destroy the potential life that is my semen?

RVD? One of the greatest ring workers around? HAHAHAHHA, no. Just, no.

Not once did he use the word "******". Please show me where he used that word and then I'll take your incoherent, borderline paranoid ramblings a little more seriously. FYI - Philbert is one of the most straight forward people on this forum. If he wanted to say "******", he would've SAID...

Yeah, using ASTERISKS is pretty fucking radical. :rolleyes: You are ridiculous.

Darling? :dreamy sigh: That's all I wanted to hear. :******:

You forgot about the gay egotistical cops who want to get married that are tasering him while he aborts the babies of all the porn stars on everybody's favorite Top 10 lists

Reported to who? Jesus? :dunno:

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/africa/03/08/nigeria.********/index.html?hpt=T2 Wow, this whole religion thing seems to be working out well for everyone.

It's posts like this that make me miss Torre. AHH, we would just mock this together and laaaaaugh and laaaaaugh. SIGH :(

About three weeks ago, I decided to eat a frozen piece of dog **** while I watched my *** finger his asshole to some hardcore Ethiopian pornography.

"WTF Barbara? You said that everybody would be wearing a costume."

HA, it got it wrong on the first try. I was thinking of Rudy and it guessed Drew Brees. MORON!!!

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/03/07/south.korea.baby.dead/index.html?hpt=T2 WTF? When are people going to realize that all of this online **** is nothing more than a fucking game?

Yeeeeeah, it won't take long before this thread is deleted.

Burger King has a big penis. And, he sticks it on all of the burgers, which is why they have those black char marks all over the meat patty. It's not from a grill; it's from his penis. His long, thick and severly burnt penis.

That's exactly what my grandma looks like when she has an orgasm. And, to answer your question... Yes, I've seen it.

Is it wrong that my balls ache?

Sooooo, you don't want to see pictures of my grandma?

3 months, huh? SIGH, oh well. I guess there's nothing left to do now but masturbate into a Dixie cup, save it up and ***** it. That's what people do before they die, right? Ok, good.

I don't like spunk either. I LOVE it. :scream: NUM NUM NUM

My AIDS has gonorrhea.

Can you get AIDS from eating your own cum?

True. Men have dropped the ball on chivalry too. But, in all honesty, I know a lot of guys who don't give a **** about being chivalrous because it's hardly even appreciated or even noticed by women anymore. Not ALL women (I'm obviously generalizing here), but a lot of women truly just don't...

Everybody is a hypocrite; the extent to which they take their hypocrisy is the only thing that differs. Do people have different reasons for becoming vegan? Yes. Some do it out of love for *******, some do it for dietary purposes, some just follow the fad. But, no matter what their reasoning...

Oh, I'd doll myself up and fuck the **** out of him; literally. I'd fuck him so hard that he'd **** all over my dick.

This thread wins.

Yeah, they're called rapists. Relax. Just go home and beat off. No need to get angry over "sexual frustration". Don't be that guy.

I tried anal sex once. I'm kind of embarassed though, because I think he got some of my **** on his dick.

Are you sure your KINK isn't using ALL CAPS every FIVE or SIX WORDS?

Because he's a heterosexual.

True. But, could you at least say some positive things about me every once in a while? "I saw Chef the other day and he looked really handsome!" "Chef makes the best meatloaf ever!" "This one time, Chef put his weiner in my bum and it made me squirt like a fountain!" "Chef is really good at...

HAHAHAHA if that was true, I'd burn the tip of my penis with a soldering iron before I saw that movie.

I hacked into sisnimals' laptop and found some pictures of him. No wonder he didn't want his picture to get posted online. Look at it!!! (if you can find it :1orglaugh) *I didn't really hack into anybody's laptop. This is just an old picture of gunslingingbird that I had lying around.

"Plus links" to what? :dunno:

Of course the "lulz were had". I mean, have you ever seen your bullshit threads? LULZ!!! :rofl:

Maybe you need a reality check. Where exactly are these millions of vegans that don't drive cars? Where exactly are these millions of vegans that don't live in homes that have been constructed with the assistance of ****** product? Seriously, show me these huuuuuge communities that exist...

Read this... http://www.americanvegan.org/vegan.htm I just find this part to be funny though: Ethical relationship? You mean the kinds of ethics we used when we decided to destroy hundreds and thousands of *******' homes to build houses, apartment buildings, condos, roads and mini malls...

You should probably learn to read before you try and respond to my posts. Here, let me show you exactly why I called you a hypocrite... And you should stop taking offense to everything I say. The world doesn't revolve around you so stop acting as if each of my words about the general public...

Read the first line in my last post. How did you miss that? But, to point out just one small point of hypocrisy in the vegan diet... Those fruits, vegetables, grains and other crops that you are eating? Chances are, given the history of agriculture and farming, those crops were originally...

I have a nasty attitude, but you're taking offense to a comment that wasn't even directed towards you AND you're telling me to educate myself? Try educating yourself for once. You can start by looking up the definition of "hypocrite". Here's a hint, it's the word that has a big picture of...

That wasn't an insult towards you. It was a joke. Plasma's a friend of mine...it's kind of what we do here.

I wear whatever Petra tells me to wear. Currently, it's diapers. Don't ask. We've been going through this whole baby fetish thing and, well...just forget it.

Really? I smell fish. :rim shot:

There are different types of vegetarians, each with their own set of rules. But, to be completely honest and realistic about vegetarians... ... ... ...they're all full of bullshit. If you call them out on their hypocrisy, their reasoning for what they do becomes so childish and even more...