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For me it was Latin girls back when I was in Catholic School. I was an innocent fat White *** so they'd run up to me getting all flirty messing with me then I'd get a creamy teenage boner and they'd run away. They got in my head back then and I still like them today.

There has to be worse ones although it would seem like he's mocking you in your darkest hour.

West Coast vs East Coast

I am going to the store to buy some milk and some toast.

With all the soap and water in there I can't figure it out. Dr Steve Brule hasn't returned my call yet.

Who's neck would win?

Didn't *** David date her?

Is there such a wonderful place? More specifics the better including criminal records and any other interesting tidbits I can find out about them.

Living in Los Angeles a good Burrito is easy to come by. My favorite ones are at Tito's Tacos in Culver City. Ones over at Campos and Poncho's are pretty good too. As far as Breakfast Burritos there is a place on Lincoln Bl in Santa Monica named George's who make great ones. Jack In The Box...

Screwing ladies is fun so I guess I like to do the sex .

I always loved that character. Wiig is a hilarious bitch in a sea of unfunny broads. "Approved!"

Jimmy Snuka is always good for crazy. Check the meltdown at the end. Vince seemed legit scared too.

Had a nice breakfast this morning. Made one of those Jimmy Dean Meat Lover Breakfast Bowls and 2 Buttermilk Eggo Waffles to go with it. What kind of frozen breakfast do you like from the grocery store?

Whether it was yours or something your parents let you use what was the worst vehicle you ever drove on a regular basis? Work vehicles not included. In the late 80s I drove a 1979 Ford Fairmont. Real piece of **** that broke down and ****** fluid all the time. Had to donate it to charity and...

Too disturbing to write here. Von einem Stein zum anderen. Ich werde dich nie verlassen und du wirst nie wollen, zu entkommen.

I throw a deck of cards. http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/11/world/africa/mandela-memorial-fake-intepreter/

http://www.usmagazine.com/*********-news/news/tila-*******-claims-paul-walker-was-********-feels-compassion-for-hitler-20131012 http://perezhilton.com/2013-12-10-tila-*******-****-swastika-photo-auschwitz-paul-walker-******** https://www.facebook.com/IamMissTila

Been a fan of Hammer since I was a ***** enjoying the performances of Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing. As an adult I feel lucky to have acquired most all the Hammer and even Amicus stuff on DVD. I just reorganized my Hammer/Amicus collection and am about to re-view a bunch. Probably also watch...

Not bad journalism. Just spontaneous, unexpected lunacy. Looking for 5 star restaurant quality accidental comedy here. I'll start with this. Buncha rummies...

Such a nutty gal. Almost like her because of it. Always with the runaround offering "new girl". I never fall for that as I want Lily to massage me because she gives a nice rubdown, some good teasing, and a very sensual hand job exposing her floppy natural Asian lady titties. Ran into a brick...

Hit it, Bocephus! You onry old scalawag!

Good ole Tamika in a flea bag motel trying to lure a deranged John onto that mattress full of bed bugs that 69 with her crabs. Her well-traveled vagina is now as saggy as her itty-bitty crack-smoked titties.

You like to ***** it or wear it?

I don't mean your parents unleashing their hog or offering up their flounder to you but did your parents teach you about the birds and the bees? My parents were incredible failures who left this once chubby and innocent Catholic School Boy to fend for himself. The day I learned about 69 was also...

Crazy fucker one of my favorite actors ever. What are your favorite Kinski performances? I'll start with the Nosferatu remake creepfest. Him and Herzog nailed it. Everyone needs to see Mein Liebster Fiend too. All kinda unintentional love/**** comedy between Klaus and Werner.

Still remember getting a rare blowjob from this Jewish gal. She was really confident in her ability to suck cock smiling and having fun while giving me head. Some sorta Kosher Chickenhead perhaps. Anyway, she's sucking on me something fierce and I tell her I'm about to cum. I was eyeballing her...

Thought I'd start a topic that would be a little less incendiary. What are your favorite kinda chips and I don't mean French Fries? I could eat an endless amount of Ruffles Thick Cut Potato Chips. Gimme some o' dem chips!!!! I had Potato Chips befo!

Satan is loaded with ambition and takes pride in his work. Does God cause or allow evil to exist and thrive or is The Creator just Lucifer's prag. Either way God doesn't work as hard or as smart.

I'm a little behind schedule but I'll make up for it.

Coming home from my walk I notice a buncha crows in trees. I see this gal coming from the opposite direction. Had my headphones on with the music full blast so I tried gesturing. I pointed up then kinda ducked waving my hand over my head. She smiled at me but only to pacify the idiot probably...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/26/khloe-kardashian-oj-simpsson-********-manager_n_4344561.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592 What a mess those people are. Kardashians too. Put a helmet on it fer Christ sakes.

Guess it depends on the quality, pedigree, and activity of the flounder but I'm on Day 3.

What do you like better?

Assari's right. Satan is real. http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/11/24/Giada-De-Laurentiis-slices-finger-on-live-Food-Network-broadcast/2841385329131/

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Latest-News-Wires/2013/1123/Crystal-Mangum-Duke-lacrosse-accuser-convicted-of-****** A TWO DOLLA HO

How low can you go?

This is one expression that needs to be changed for sure. How many broads are proud to be referred to as somebody's "Baby Momma". If you allow it and pass it on you probably deserve the tag. Who invented the expression and what turd were they trying to polish? Just making it known that some...

What the crap? Whoever green-lit this nonsense is probably also responsible for Christian Slater still getting work. Where's the Green Acres re-boot? Barack Obama was born to play Mr Haney. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2520946/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_2 Hey look. Michael Richards. Some random ***...

Deze broads iz crazy. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/21/charles-manson-married-star-25-_n_4317253.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

Was over at Lemon Drop's again today and I told her the difference between Rick Steves and Huell Hauser. I mentioned Hauser has more talent because he can hold your attention for 30 minutes showing off a dirt parking lot in 29 Palms and Rick Steves has nice scenery to film in Europe and he only...

If A Band Says "We're Going Back To Our Roots" Are They Acknowledging Their Recent Work Stunk? Seems like they're shitting on the last 3 albums to look into the future.

Lemon Drop qualifies for the same bus pass. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/17/raquel-welch-governors-awards_n_4292091.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

Pinhead would be a better Vincent. "Look at where we are. Did you ever think we'd have this?"

I never saw the movie and I live on the Westside so I have no idea. The movie did seem to kneecap the word which was 100% complimentary prior to release but I worry it could be some sort of backhanded compliment or something more passive-aggressive now. Hopefully Carson Daly can do a PSA so I...

I could give two shits about this character coming out of the closet except for the fact that she walked up on the stage at a comedy club right after.

Maybe a little strong but who in your ****** would make you happiest if they didn't show up for dinner regardless of reason? Choose anyone but do it now.

What do you consider weird porn with the exception produced from the two countries we sodomized in WWII?

Buncha liars. Their single sole intent was pun and they were lying in wait for the first available opportunity to unleash it.

Start off with Harmony Korine who is now ******. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2299679/David-Letterman-******-Spring-Breakers-director-Harmony-Korine-rifling-Meryl-Streeps-handbag.html

If I could grow a mustache like Sam Elliott, Rollie Fingers, or Saddam Hussein I would have one. My upper lip must be weird or something and I look like a guy from that Beastie Boys video. Who are the mustachios here?