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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Congratulations President Trump

    21/2 years and the butthurt is still strong. Of course you have to consider Vanity Fair isn't the most pro-American or pro-Trump publication, so I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit. One thing: I agree with POTUS about his views on infanticide. GFY
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Who is this fake bimob ?

    I definitely wouldn't call her a bimbo, No idea, though.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Show your pets!

    Lac3y had an ear mite that caused her to scratch so much she popped a ***** vessel in her ear. She's fine now but her ear is permanently bent.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    Lara Bebe / Lara's room

    Still true today.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    What is the latest good TV series you have watched?

    Longmire on Netflix. I binged it for a couple weeks. And the first season of the Ultraman cartoon.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Congresswoman Stumps Big Bank CEO

    Also, what these idiots are doing will weaken the spending power of the dollar. Rent will rise. The cost of everyday commodities will rise. If someone wants to earn more than minimum wage, they should possess greater than minimal skills.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Fake National Emergency

    As someone who has worked for the USBP I can honestly say the border emergency is real and has been in a state of emergency since Reagan was in office. As a *** I loved Reagan for many reasons but after academy training and and time spent at Calexico, I grew to resent his decision to grant...
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    World War I (1914-1918): Year of Remembrance

    Dickhead, don't bring politics to this.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Governor Brown BENDS THE KNEE to POTUS

    https://www.dailywire.com/news/38520/gov-jerry-brown-quietly-admits-trump-was-right-emily-zanotti?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_content=051717-news&utm_campaign=dwtwitter
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Rate girl

    Pretty obvious morph.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. Holy ****. The first vignette was Tim Blake Nelson as singin' cowboy Buster Scruggs and it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. There were some huge surprises and the other five parts of the film were pretty dark but well worth the watch if just for the...
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Washington police chief says no to state’s new *** laws

    New *** laws at any level are unnecessary. Proper enforcement is what is needed. Chicago has the most stringent *** (and proven unconstitutional) laws in the country and yet 5-10 people are ******** there every week and upwards of 50 are injured. What does that tell you about overreaching *** laws?
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Dolphin Is Found Shot to Death on Beach in Southern California

    I bet it was a fucking killer whale. It's funny; whenever you hear about *** ******** in the porpoise community someone always focuses on the authorities instead of looking within the endemic ******** perpetrated amongst themselves. It's ridiculous. That dolphin was probably tagging in some Orca...
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Michael Avenatti arrested on suspicion of domestic ********: LAPD

    Bullshit. There's a credible victim reporting an assault less than 35 years after the incident. You don't believe her? Then you're part of the problem.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Michael Avenatti arrested on suspicion of domestic ********: LAPD

    Avenatti-Ellison could be a powerful one-two punch in 2020.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    The first half of my brilliant post was accurate and true. The second half was equally accurate and true. There is plenty of evidence surrounding Clinton's dirty dealings and ******* activities. They wouldn't be going on a search for something to prosecute because it's all right there. The...
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Police: 12 ******, 12+ Hurt In C.A. MASS *******

    I could enlighten him. But I wouldn't be nice about it.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    This isn't East Germany. A crime must have been committed in order to investigate, charge, and try an individual. The mentality of "Show me a man and I'll find what he's guilty of..." is antithetical to American Jurisprudence and a wholly unconstitutional waste of time and money. Show me...
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Blue Wave thread

    Bohama lost thousands of seats from the US Capitol to the state level. Thirty plus? That seems a little high. I thought the actual number was 26. Still not as high as Bohama's total his first mid term. It think that number was something like 62 seats turned over. Hardly even a ripple when you...
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Richard Ojeda Will Run for President in 2020

    Yeah, good luck with that.
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

    https://t.co/fuRtUsiLBj Medals of Freedom to Elvis Presley AND MIRIAM ADELSON? I'm at a loss. In years past he would have immediately lost my support over this but at least he's still not Hillary or Bohama.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

    I clogged the toilet with an oversized mongo today. It wasn't pretty.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Marco Rubio: Democrats are trying to steal the election in Florida

    Ballot integrity is something foreign to them. The twat in charge of the Broward County fiasco was found guilty of tampering in 2016. How the fuck is she still in charge?
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Two Marine Aviators Grounded Pending Investigation Into Their Creation of The Sky Penis.

    No love for my awesome puns? You M************ C****. F*** your delicate F****** sensibilities!
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Attorney General Jeff Sessions resigns

    You've never heard of Matt Whitaker before today and you fucking know it, you reactionary turd.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    The despicability of liberal Medias and their hatred for Trump

    You bet it does, zeab. Democrats sure have been throwing one hell of a butthurt tantrum for over two years now. You've crystallized Jim Acosta's behavior eloquently. I'm surprised. Also, the last Zeab I had last night required almost half a roll of toilet paper. I've made the analogy of...
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Attorney General Jeff Sessions resigns

    Matt Whitaker was a teammate of mine at Iowa. Good guy.
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    The despicability of liberal Medias and their hatred for Trump

    Jim Acosta (finally) has his White House press credentials yanked after he tried to debate President Trump about the caravan/invasion and then violently resisted a White House Aide's attempt to get the microphone from him...
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Attorney General Jeff Sessions resigns

    OOoooh, someone's setting up a former Presidential candidate up for prosecution!:stir:
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Blue Wave thread

    Two years of whiny bitches complaining about how mean the President is and launching inquiry after inquiry will do nothing but cement a 2020 Red Tsunami. I'm dismayed that we're reverting to 2011 in terms of House "leadership." But Pelosi Galore is well past her sell by date. That, and Maxine...
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Two Marine Aviators Grounded Pending Investigation Into Their Creation of The Sky Penis.

    https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/policy/defense-national-security/two-marine-aviators-grounded-amid-sky-penis-investigation “We secretly think that what they did was hilarious, but we have to act like we’re taking it seriously” You could see it coming. I wonder if they hatched their plan in...
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    That thing that Democrats swear never happens has happened (and it wasn't a Republican who did it).

    The only reason Trump won is because Hilldebeast was a terrible fucking candidate. Gerrymandering? Really? How exactly does that work? Are you suggesting the electoral college is rigged? That man outworked that evil old bitch plain and simple. She deemed states like Minnesota, Michigan...
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    That thing that Democrats swear never happens has happened (and it wasn't a Republican who did it).

    https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/texas-voter-fraud-ring-indictments/ :D
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Have you made up your mind who you're voting for?

    Straight Republican ticket this year. And "Yes" on question 3 because NV Energy needs to lose its monopoly.
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    That "migrant caravan" heading to the US border

    You're still an idiot. The purpose of the caravan is to harass, harangue, divide the population one way or another, and most importantly, it is designed to make the President look bad. They're praying for a massacre to play out on the MSM just so they can virtue signal and gnash their teeth.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    Janelle Lynn / Janelle (FTV) / Ganelle Angel

    That there is so little material featuring her is infuriating.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    BREAKING: Pittsburgh synagogue shooting multiple fatalities

    The fuck is that AHOTY Candidate tag doing there? You haven't been nominated and I sure as **** haven't started the process. Get your act together. Also, that fuckhead who ******** those nice people in Pittsburgh was no right winger.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Jews as a race vs. a religion as it relates to anti-semitism

    Linda Sarsour would disagree with you.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    BREAKING: Pittsburgh synagogue shooting multiple fatalities

    You know what, shithed? I've met survivors of the Las Vegas shooting. I'm related to FDNY firefighters who lost scores of friends and coworkers on 9/11. I've met with first responders from Connecticut who were at Sandy Hook that terrible day. If you had the balls to personally tell them or me...
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