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knows that airfare from the US to Germany is expensive lol

will pay for the airfare ;)

should know that sucking pretty much anywhere will work, lmao

is going to sacrifice himself :D

Heh, that's how it is in my house, too. :D:angels:

wants to suck my toes ;)

is making his way onto my "likes" list.

Lmao, leave my ***** out of this! How sexy are my feet?

probably likes babies

hopes I'm a chick, lol (yes)

NES (yes, the original...let my geekiness abound!) How hot is Scarlett Johanssen?

wishes he were at Wal-Mart

has been in Belladonna's dreamland for a really long time, lol.

Just search Google Images for "oregon mayor" and you'll come up with all of the pics that I've seen on the news. http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=4351561

Lol, that's true...... Hey om3ga ;)

The prevalence of STDs/STIs anymore is truly frightening. Of course, the teaching of abstinence only in Sex Education classes aren't doing our adolescents any favor, either.

The move Dogma

is a hardcore Bella fan and has been for as long as I can remember.

That's pretty much what I was thinking. That's messed up.

Like Poggy said, it's been ****** from the beginning. It's hardly ever used as it was intended and it's seemed to cause more problems than anything else. Personally, I enjoy the comments and seeing that people are thinking about me but the number doesn't mean squat.

Has been around slightly longer than I have....and still has his manly figure!!

will ***** a **** for me!

has been around for over a year now.

No, too many people :| What's your favorite ****?

I think I'll have a glass of ****...

Has some big ole boobies in his sig.

Heh, I love The Onion.

gets hope from Ron Jeremy

Sure, I especially like MY car. Do you like cheese?

No Country for Old Men was pretty awesome. I'd recommend it, especially if you're a fan of the Cohen Bros.

I dunno. Haven't decided yet. I guess I'll see how things go, lol.

most of the time, anyway, lol

wishes he knew me ;)

No, seriously, I've never seen them choose a mod that has asked about becoming one....

missed me ;)

Eh, that thread was around forever, it had to happen eventually. I'm doing well and yourself? He actually has TWO teeth now, lol.

Hey, tunsty ;)

Lmao...camel toads. Gotta be better than moose knuckles :eek:

They always stand by their husbands in the beginning. Who knows why. It's pretty hypocritical that he spent most of his time in office touting how many high-end prostitution rings that he helped to bust. *sigh* I **** politicians.

Re: Who made you cum today? Hehe, me, myself and I ;)

Gah, we all knew it was going to happen. What a bunch of crap. As soon as the weather finally starts to warm and they jack up the gas prices. Big surprise :|

Well, I'm not a guy but I answered the poll, anyway. I do have a partner.

I still have no idea how anyone can watch porn with this man in it. Anyway, Happy Birthday.

I see they finally replaced my original Random Statements thread lol

I make quite a bit more than my husband and he's never seemed to mind. In fact, he brags about it to his buddies sometimes. I would never be with a guy that still thought that men should make more money than women and all of that crap.

I think someone should massage MINE....

Both, please :)

I'm just about right. Some how, I managed to end up 15 lighter after my pregnancy than I was before I got pregnant.....not sure how that happened...

*runs out of the thread*

I'm pretty sure that my cats are thinking about how insane and clumsy I am...and about new places to hide to ****** from when I walk by.