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Remember, people! Arguing on the internet is like winning the special olympics, even if you win gold, you're still....... So just respect each other's opinions and get a life.... oops, meant to say get ALONG!

Jack-O!! Not the gloved one, the pumpkin headed one.

Young?

^ Well, maybe he's running away because he got caught lurking in some bushes by the sand dunes of some nude beach, where it's harder to be seen by the people walking around naked all the way near the water, just need a good pair of binoculars :dunno: Not that I know anything about that.

OR.....too bad it wasn't the proceeds from the *****. That I wouldn't have flushed down the toilet. Still, though you didn't do the right thing, it could be dangerous. What if the people who hid it there go looking for it and then ask who might have taken it? If it was dealers...oh, ****...

^ but he's running on his tip toes!!! :tongue:

The guy's okay. Having a ball out at the beach.

He farts in your general direction :eek:

Was it his turn? :dunno:

Two things: 1. How does your asshole feel? Aching? I imagine she had to use an extra large strap on, just how you like it right? :tongue: 2. Does she feel that dirty that she had to jump in the shower right after she and her strap on had her way with you? No cuddling or anything like a...

Better to have them than to need them. I am glad I live in a country that I am allowed to have just about any firearm I wish to have. I wonder what would have happened if this guy had had the arsenal that some private citizens have here in the U.S. Probably more than four dead and two wonded...

Dude, the guy's got "Lurking" in his name. I bet if you were to turn around right now, like I'm going to do you'll find thatf;fad;hknv/slf;mf .faa fdmfd ;laf Yup, nobody is here. I am home all by myself, nothing is wrong. It is I, Red Spyder, typing this from my PC at home. By the way that...

Miss who? :dunno:

Thank you, Mr. President, for being lucky enough to be the current occupier of the oval office when our brave men and women of the military finally were able to find and **** our worst enemy.

This is not the only SEAL I've heard from who doesn't like to be used as a political football by our "commander" in chief. Active duty personnel have gotten in trouble for critizicing the "Preezy" (**cough**** Gary Stein **cough***) so of course they're not critizing him. Of course, back when...

:eek: AAAAAAAAHH!! THEY'RE EATING MY FAAAAAAAAAACEEE!!!!

We need to do some more deer hunting. It seems they don't fear us anymore. Got to teach them some respect for the human race :cussing: Dey takin' our womin!!! :mad:

That's how I roll..... :tongue:

Sofia Vergara..... :drool2:

What is it with **** and snakes? :dunno:

Well, us old timers here do remember a time when Mel was very popular way before his *******-jew-hating tantrum or his *******-girflriend-verbally-abusive-telephone tantrum. I mean, Lethal Weapon kicked ass in its time and his movies after that were mostly hits. I remember my first date with...

Unless they're heavily tattooed and pierced in a manner that is noticeable, they shouldn't have any problem. Down here in South TX, in San Antonio we got an ex-playboy bunny who's a lawyer, Rebecca Ramos. With that degree, if you can't find a law firm that will hire you, and you got yourself...

A future Darwin award "winner" Just how ***** do you have to be do to that? :dunno:

Sheep occupiers!

I'm definetely not a pacifist. I'm a realist. :rubbel:

But how come you didn't come out? That would have made it even better!! ;)

I guess as an immigrant myself I do feel I got something to say on the matter. I do not support ******* immigration. I came to America legally and played by the rules to find a nice, comfortable living. I have heard so many people saying "I came to the U.S. escaping from the criminals that...

War, as godawful as it is, actually gave us some good inventions that might have needed a little push to be brougth into fruition: The jet engine, which besides giving us some kick ass fighter jets, made travel faster . (Until the TSA and terrorists made it inconvenient), communications gear...

Capitalism works just fine until socialists start messing it up. Capitalism is a nation's goose that lays its golden eggs. Capitalists will treat it fairly. Socialists/Commies will try to cook it for dinner. :2 cents:

Spoiler alert: The good guys win :tongue:

That's weird, whatever is under my user name doesn't change that often, and when it does, don't even notice.

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So, Sam finally scared you off? :dunno:

You guys really got some nice moves :thumbsup:

So the policies that made the austerity measures necessary in the first place are back? :dunno: Back to square one, France.

Ran out of booty pics...

One time I was brave enough to step on one of those things. A bunch of baby little-but-soon-to-be-huge spiders came out running in all directions, but good thing that most of them ran outdoors. Now I keep finding them all grown up all over the place, indoors and outdoors.

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