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Oh BTW Smitty ol' bean, if someone nominates the updated version it is totally legal and can even win as well! Even though it is basically the same sig it is a new one and is viewed as one! :thumbsup:

No pull cord like a lawnmower? :D

Nope! She doesn't want it and I never really saw the big deal with it in the first place! Hell the way I see it the only difference between doing anal with a girl and gay sex is....well nothing! Why poke it in the pooper if there is a perfectly good lil' pussy right next to it? :dunno: BTW...

Do you have to kick start it like a motorcycle? ;)

:1orglaugh

Hee hee! I bet you do! :D

I enjoy having it done but I am the same way....takes me forever or it just doesn't ever happen!:dunno:

Nice! :thumbsup:

Hey Sixpack!:wave: You better make certain he's just pretending! ;)

I am one of only two people working at the Tyson plant tomorrow....there is usually 1,400 people there! :eek:

Becks is one of the nicest girls here! :D

Me too!

I have a really bad toothache! :(

Rapid Share files are not allowed bud! Read the board rules!

I use Irfanview! It is an image viewer & a video viewer all in one!

You could always run in the room with you pants around your ankles holding your cock screaming, "OMFG A SNAKE BIT ME ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK!!!! YOU HAVE TO SUCK OUT THE POISON!!" :D

*puts on the "To Do" list*

"Making Death a Living" By Dr Death

:dunno:

Fucking ewwwwwwwww! :eek:

LMFAO http://www.pitbullarmory.com/dog-armor.html

Amen to that!

PUSSY?!?!?!?Where, where?!?!?! :1orglaugh

It's 37°F here!

Not much! FREEZING!

*punches Legz in the arm* SUP BITCH?!?!?

Deal! :thumbsup:

No! (but Kitty did say I farted in my *****....very embarrassing) Have you ever been skinny dipping?

Yeah that's silly!

Ummmmmmmm...maybe! ;)

It's OK I've been called much worse my friend! ;)

Yes! :( Have you ever accidentally farted in front of a girl you were trying to impress?

Very funny! Oh BTW I fixed my avy!:thumbsup:

I'm not a fart! :1orglaugh

They didn't used to be but I haven't fixed them yet! :1orglaugh

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Nice! :thumbsup:

Did he win?

Yuuuuuuuuuuum! Chicken!

Yep! LOL Have you ever got tired of sitting at a traffic light in the middle of the night when no one was around and ended up running it?

As long as it isn't chocolate! :1orglaugh

Nope! BRRRRRRRRR! Have you ever opened a Christmas gift then re-wrapped it when no one was looking?

Not according to Chef! ;)

Me too!

:1orglaugh Nice one Becks! :thumbsup:

LOL Me too! But can't wait until Christmas!! :1orglaugh

:D:thumbsup:

Nope! I have no desire to pay for sex with a total stranger that I feel nothing for! Sex is more than pleasure to me....it's sharing something beautiful with someone you care about! That's the way I see!

FREAKIN' AWESOME DAVE! :thumbsup:

:eek: *screams like a woman and craps pants* ;)