I speak surprisingly little Japanese. You don't need to in an ESL classroom. I can order beers, buy tickets, tell a girl she's cute, all the things that matter. I fell for the place pretty hard but to be honest, the wrestling in Tokyo is the biggest pull. Oh, and the perfect little doll girls that beg you to throw them around and treat them rough and always look about five years younger than they are. That helps. "No Mr Bob Harris, no!"