Now, now,:
A king was too afraid of his Queen. On discreet information he understood that both his minister and the Admiral were afraid of their wives too.
So they called all his married subject. There were two enclosures. one for the persons who are afraid of his wife, and another.
People started moving in on the appointed day. Once they saw what was written, only one enclosure started filling up.
The king, Minister and the Admiral was crestfallen. How, they can learn the Art of defying their wife now?
But at the very end, a very old person entered the completely empty enclosure. The King and his friend was overjoyed. They brought the person up, treated him with uttermost respect and then asked- "Please tell us, how you defy your wife."
"Defy my wife?" - the old man was shocked.
"Then why did you get in to that enclosure?" - The King asked.
"Oh.. That? My wife always instructs me, not to go where there are are majority of the people standing." - the man explained.