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  • When we read its history,
    It's enough to make your heart go fuck the Rangers,
    We don't care if we win lose or draw,
    Darn the hair do we care,
    Because we only know that there's going to be a show,
    And the Glasgow Celtic will be there
    vote for the lkinky lady of the manor ;) MHB
    Yes how you doin me old randy Irish fella me son??

    Im working very long and hard (no pun intended, aherm) these days, so no playtime very often for me these days, I come onto the board less often these days. Good to hear from you and thanks for the joke very funny. I will try and come on the board when I can, and nice to know im missed anyhow. Well yo know how the saying goes "Live to work and not work to live" well thats me at the moment and I sure damn hope it changes soon, thers only so much money I wana earn!
    A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them.

    "Mommy, what's that long thing on the elephant?" he asked.
    "That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied.
    "No, not that. What's that long thing that's hanging between the elephant's legs?" asked the boy.
    Embarrassed, the mother replied, "Oh, it's nothing, son." She then left to get some hot dogs and sodas.
    While she was gone, the young boy turned to his father and asked, "Daddy, what's that long thing hanging between the elephant's legs?"
    "That's the elephant's penis, son," explained the father.
    "Well, why did mommy say it was nothing when I asked her?" the boy asked.
    Taking a deep breath, the father proudly replied, "I've spoiled that woman, son!"
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