Tunsty? May I give you a haircut? I just reeeeeally want to give you a haircut for some reason. I won't give you a little boy haircut, I promise. Well...no, I don't promise. I might want to be a cock and make your hair all Dennis the Menace-y. Yeah, that's what I'll do.
I'll go get my skizzors, mmmkay? Mmmkay.