I didn't say **** you. I could ****** you and hold you hostage somewhere, frame you for a ****** you didn't do or have you committed to a mental asylum. If i ****** you i'd have to dig a hole somewhere to bury you which would involve me having to leave the porch, i can't take the risk of some even crazier stalker taking my place while i'm gone, cos then that's another person i gotta ****. I'll ***** your coffee first though if that makes you feel any better 
