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Dude, brinner is totally an acceptable meal, especially if you're a guy, and if you have a wife willing to make it for you, you can...

Pretty soon it's going to be called a "car mortgage", and not a car loan.

I just hired a guy named metamucil to manage my ****. I hope he keeps production in line.

Backgammon.

True! Axis & Allies, Risk, Othello, Sequence, Cribbage, Euchre, etc.

Some of us remember games which didn't require a console ;)

OxiClean works pretty well. My wife uses it.

Dayster, I just watched a YouTube video and now I think I'm going to go to the store and get some Spray & Wash (to saturate the armpit...

I'm still trying to figure that one out myself.

Hey Dayster, has something been invented yet to get rid of the cardboard armpits in white T-Shirts. I got a bunch that I don’t want to...

That stuff you use so the girls won't gag when you take your cock out.

How about a tax system where the government does your taxes for you (since they already know all the "answers"), and you just decide if...

I to seem to waste a little too much soap. Because of arthritis, my grip isn't what it used to be, so when the bar gets small, I have a...

I forgot the guy's name but that soap press thing I was recommended doesn't do the job for me. I invented a Little'uns to Big'un Soap...