Recent content by Lovepirate

Danni, If there ever is a "Church of Danni's Butt"... I wanna be The Pope of THAT church. Like, does The Smithsonian Institution know about your ass? They should. It definitely qualifies as a "National Treasure" (in my opinion). Have you ever considered having a molded toy of your butt made by...

Whoa... Tough contest, Petra. I'm thoroughly stymied... I've got about 10 hrs. left though. Gonna have to break out the 3.5X "ant burners" (reading spectacles) and take a closer look. Guess I haven't been watching enough porn lately... Just when the industry needs me most, too. I'll do better...