Recent content by goodlove

Here's something you never hear a guy say: "Stop sucking my dick, or I'll call the police!" George Carlin This guy just wanted to prove George wrong.

It's not Kevorkian, Mayhem was right it's Norman Borlaug.

Can anybody name either of these two people, without cheating. Why is it that the person on the left is more famous than the one on the right? Why does having a big ass make you a household name, while saving over a billion people gets your death mentioned at the end of the news?

Yep there is nothing sexual in the bible at all.

I wouldn't worry about Perry he's a dumb redneck who can barely run the state of Texas, there's no way someone like that will be elected presi...nevermind.

Damn I've got to start paying more attention to the news that's less than 50 miles from where I live and I didn't hear about it until now. Here is a local news report on the story.

I don't know if it's dirty but it's my favorite. A *** goes fishing with his grandpa, while they are out on the lake the grandpa opens a **** and starts ********. The *** says “grandpa can I have a ****.” The grandpa replies “Can your dick touch your asshole?” “No it can’t grandpa, why did you...

That happened to me several times, just trying to help out and people act like your the fucking problem. Next time somebody honks to get you to move stand infront of them with both feet planted on the road and scratch your balls, pick your nose, look at the clouds and act like you're deaf...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Pius_X http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_John_Paul_II http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winnipeg http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winnipeg_Jets Jack Daniel to Demon core

Angel to Baylor University under "Contemporary belief in angels" Baylor University to Texas in the box on the right next to "Location" Texas to Virginia at the very bottom of the page under "Political divisions of the United States" Virginia to Hampton, Virginia also at the very bottom of the...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baylor_University http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hampton,_Virginia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikki_Nova White Castle to Thermodynamic temperature

:rofl2: Pepsi burns when it goes through your nose. I thin it's time for *** to go to a nursing home.

Don't you know the mormons were the correct choice, just wait until the rapture hits Utah the states population will go from 150 to 3 instantly.

Damn, he was the reason I started watching WWF when I was a ***. Sucks that he had to die like that, but a car crash is better than being shot over cigarette smuggling. Found this on youtube, without the black beard and hair he looks old (but like could still kick ass).

A couple years ago I was visiting my ****** and *******-in-law and I was ******** on their couch (to ***** to drive), about 4 am some guy comes creeping in the back door. I with my quick thinking and cat like reflexes grab my *******-in-law's combat helmet and smack the guy in the back of the...