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    Have Your Member Bronzed For Only Three Dollars By Inquiring With A Moderator Of Your Choice

    Three dollars!?!? I remember when this service only cost a buck! Thanks a lot Obama :facepalm:
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    straight male 5'9" 147lbs

    I'll ponder that 🤔🤔
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    What's with pornstars having boys' names and everyone thinking that's "hot" for some reason?

    I'm a progressive type so i don't give a **** what a woman's name is (y)
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    straight male 5'9" 147lbs

    I'm disappointed 🙁 Well, because it's me and this is what I do here...show up, troll around a bit, ***** a couple threads and then disappear for a year :suspicious:
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    straight male 5'9" 147lbs

    Anyone know if this guy has made it in the industry yet? A friend of mine wants some advice if so...
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    Harlot Ranch

    any news???
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    Vaginal Rejuvenation

    god dammit i thought i ****** this thread 11 years ago :facepalm:
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    I made a video message to Sasha Grey

    Yikes. I'm sure glad this thread got bumped so that I'm aware of it's existence :oops:
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    Harlot Ranch

    Good looking out!
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    Those who have experienced being in the porn industry.

    I hooked up with a stripper a couple times. I'm pretty sure she'd done some nude modelling as well and in this day and age she's probably uploaded sex vids of herself somewhere so it's basically like fucking a pornstar in my book (y)
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    Harlot Ranch

    As soon as it's legal to operate establishments that can sell weed for on-site consumption I will definitely be looking into getting in on this ********* strip club. Gonna call it "The Hunny Pot".
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    Emma Hix is fucking overrated

    well i certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed 🤷‍♂️
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    Most posts ever

    it's definitely not and never will be me, hope this helps.
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    What Is The One **** You Know To Stay Away From And Never Try?

    I stick with just good ol' pot these days and nothing else, not even *******. That said I would do **** during my party years if it was around and I smoked some weird ass synthetic sketchy **** that was popular for like a year or two before it got ******. Never ever messed with heroin though...
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    Dick Pills

    Just find yourself a sketchy ******** worker from a poor country to hook you up in exchange for cryptocurrency. Get yourself the real deal without one of those pesky prescriptions and awkward doctor visits.
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