Recent content by Cactuscactus

Anyone care to provide a review of the new Premium Vid that just released? Can’t really tell much by the trailer.

Welp... that was definitely sexual intercourse. Somehow it feels underwhelming after all these years. Hopefully she made some decent money off of it and will maybe do more.

Good for her! Been a while since she did any boy/girl content. I know breaking up with her boyfriend a while ago probably put a big stop to things. Congrats to the lucky guy 👍👍👍

I give it 50/50 odds it will release on time.

At this point, the only stuff that is occasionally worth it on her site are the LTO’s and Premium Vids. Everything else just feels like filler (for me at least), But hey if she can keep the income steady on mostly sub-par and extremely niche content, good for her. Just increasingly becoming not...

Anyone want to provide a play-by-play of the new one?

She’ll probably just release it once her subscriptions start dropping.

This is a welcome end to a long, pointless journey for me. If this is the end, Im ultimately glad it’s over. I’d rather have her stop altogether than just keep heading down the same road to nowhere. Tease is fun for a little bit, but if there is no climax eventually then it’s just frustrating...

Godspeed. *21 Cum Salute*

Rough review... but I get where you’re coming from. I’ve been a fan for just as long, and it can get very frustrating sometimes. For me the newest premium was well within my expectations. I think I’ve just accepted that she’s never going to show or do certain things. But she also has literally...

HJ for Cameraguy at the end. Nothing we haven't already seen, but still nice.

Been very hesitant to purchase anything from her or give any money. Rumors that she's flakey at best, and a scammer at worst have been around for years.

Mortal Kumbat premium video is out and its pretty good. Some nice buttplay and few decent peeks here and there, but nothing too groundbreaking for Patty veterans. Again my biggest complaint is the video quality. Such low-resolution videos just feel very out of place in 2021.

Maybe there’s some rich Eskimo who lives in the tundra, and he can only get dialup in his igloo. He pays Pattycake $10k a month to keep the video resolution down 🤣🤣🤣

Always been a huge Pattycake fan. I guess I can’t really complain about her not showing it all, because the site is still advertised as an “almost nude tease site”. That being said, my gripes have more been with the fact that she is still releasing new videos in SD resolution that look like...