The Watchmen
Dr. Manhattan/Jon Osterman: Blake, she was pregnant. You gunned her down.
Edward Blake/Comedian: Yeah, that's right. Pregnant woman. Gunned her down. Bang. And y'know what? You watched me. You could've changed the *** into steam or the bullets into mercury or the bottle into snowflakes! You could've teleported either of us to goddamn Australia, but you didn't lift a finger. You really don't give a damn about human beings, do you.
Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias: Speaking of The Comedian, you must be joking right?
Edward Blake/Comedian: Watchmen, that's the real joke.
Dan Dreiberg/Nite Owl: What about the American *****?
Edward Blake/Comedian: What about it? It came true! You are looking at it. ***Dammit (No Comedian)
Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
Rorschach/Walter Kovacs: Men get arrested. Dogs get put down.
Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias:“Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.”
Dr. Manhattan/Jon Osterman: I have walked across the surface of the Sun. I have witnessed events so tiny and so fast they can hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you, Adrian, you're just a man. The world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.
Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias: Dan? Grow up.