To freeones + vicky vette + others who dont use their heads

[saschaxx]

TO FREEONES & EMPLOYEES TO USE YOUR HEAD

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there

 

[assari]

What do you mean by that? :wtf:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Cool story, bro.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Are you calling me a jive turkey?

 

[Roald]

Are you saying we shot the turkey?!?

 

[Jeep!]

Hey Marlon, who is this turkay?

 

[288gto]

ok, just don't get what this has to do with Vicky Vette?!

 

[gunslingingbird]

 

[feller469]

Since I don't fly, I will refrain from bull droppings. Thanks for the insight.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Did the turkey have nice breasts?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Germans huh? :o

 

[Mayhem]

Man, I'd be really pissed and offended if I had any clue what was going on.

 

[brodkill]

oh snap

 

[alexpnz]

 

[Briana Lee]

Errrrr......

 

[wdoall]

We are all, now, dumber for having read that

 

[Sicario]

................................acing:

 

[GodsEmbryo]

I think someone is telling the turkey to get stuffed

 

[kappy]

I love turkey

 

[squallumz]