Can Someone Please Explain This "Human Being" to Me?

[alexpnz]

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There ain't enough 's in the world to give this dope....

 

[siffert]

He's a very disturbed little boy.

 

[lurkingdirk]

What? The guy loves balloons. Who doesn't?

 

[luis1972]

poor guy....

 

[Sicario]

Stupid dumb fuck, he should fill those balloons with N2O and sell them @ 5 bucks a pop at Electric Daisy or any electronic musical gathering.

 

[DP_LOVER]

Someone should send a load of porcupines into his house

 

[L3ggy]

:wtf:

 

[StanScratch]

Great. Now I have a balloon boner.

 

[dirtylittleholly]

We threw a surprise going away party for my teacher in sixth grade. We decorated the classroom with a ton of balloons. She started to walk in and then immediately turned around, closed the door, and left. We all thought she was being a bitch, but it turns out she was terrified of balloons.

 

[twat36975248664224]

And I thought I was crazy

 

[Mayhem]

Reminds me of my anatomically correct "balloon" collection.

 

[christophe]

I think this guy is like the dumbass middle aged jerk who, because he was fired or some such pretended some psychological trauma and wore diapers and pretended to be an ****** for several months. It is a con and he is trying to either get something from the government, or some other cry for attention for any number of ulterior motives.

 

[zell]

That **** ain't even real.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I'm gonna apply the golden rule here; If in doubt, blame the Jews.

 

[PirateKing]

As long as it's not ****, he can indulge in his fetish. I know a guy that humps furniture, friendly bloke.

 

[Harley Spencer]

As long as it's not ****, he can indulge in his fetish. I know a guy that humps furniture, friendly bloke.

Hey, for the first few years that I discovered masturbation, I humped my teddy bear.

 

[PirateKing]

Hey, for the first few years that I discovered masturbation, I humped my teddy bear.

Lucky Teddy.

 

[Harley Spencer]

Lucky Teddy.

He was my favorite Teddy. I liked to stuff his nose in my crotch :o

 

[vodkazvictim]

As long as it's not ****, he can indulge in his fetish. I know a guy that humps furniture, friendly bloke.

Of course he's friendly to you; you have a pegleg.

He was my favorite Teddy. I liked to stuff his nose in my crotch :o

Did he have a red ribbon? I have a red ribbon.... :shy:





...Wanna play red rocket?

 

[dog23]

In Arkansas, one man has an undying love for his balloons. Where do they find these people? and why do they agree to go on TV? it can't be just the money