Someone please bump this poll in 9 years.

[BlueBalls]

Hi.

 

[Ace Bandage]

We're not even going to be alive after December of this year. The Mayans are coming back to exterminate us.

 

[BlueBalls]

****. I completely forgot about that.

Damn those Mayans for spoiling all of our fun. *shakes fist*

 

[gunslingingbird]

Can I bump it in 9 hours instead?

 

[PirateKing]

That's almost 10 years!

 

[BlueBalls]

Yes.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

We're not even going to be alive after December of this year. The Mayans are coming back to exterminate us.

Bullshit. The Mayan Calender didn't have leap years, which were an invention of Caesar. Taking into account that Caesar lived a couple thousand years ago and the number of leap years we've had in the interim, the world should have ended seven months ago according to doomsday wing nuts. Plus, the Mayan calender was not linear, it was cyclical. So if anything we would have had God hit the reset button.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Fucking jelyfish

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Bullshit. The Mayan Calender didn't have leap years, which were an invention of Caesar. Taking into account that Caesar lived a couple thousand years ago and the number of leap years we've had in the interim, the world should have ended seven months ago according to doomsday wing nuts. Plus, the Mayan calender was not linear, it was cyclical. So if anything we would have had God hit the reset button.

Someone makes a GIF with this on it and suddenly everybody is an egghead...

 

[lurkingdirk]

Whose penis hurts?

 

[gunslingingbird]

Whose penis hurts?

:wave:

 

[lurkingdirk]

:wave:

Oh. I guess I should have known that.

:shy:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Someone makes a GIF with this on it and suddenly everybody is an egghead...

I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. I got the central theme of my post from Cracked.com, a website that is rapidly becoming superior in every way to the forums here.

 

[Smallville22]

Fuck yeah!!!?!?!!?!!!!

 

[StanScratch]

Yeah...I'll bump your poll....

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

nobody ever bumps my pole

 

[DR. B]

Bullshit. The Mayan Calender didn't have leap years, which were an invention of Caesar. Taking into account that Caesar lived a couple thousand years ago and the number of leap years we've had in the interim, the world should have ended seven months ago according to doomsday wing nuts. Plus, the Mayan calender was not linear, it was cyclical. So if anything we would have had God hit the reset button.

good point, but the mayans went by the stars to make their calendar and track time. Mayans didn't make a "leap year" cause there is no such thing of it.

 

[Red Spyder]

Oh. I guess I should have known that.

:shy:

Why is that? What did you do to it? :eek:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Why is that? What did you do to it? :eek:

The terms of the parole prohibit him from talking about it.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Can I bump it in 9 hours instead?

Yes.

Bump!