Buried Or Cremated?
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If at sea, dumped over the side.
If on land, wrapped in a shroud and buried. None of that embalming ****, which has always given me the creeps. If you gotta use a coffin, plain, pine box for me thanx.
If cremated, soak me in olive oil for a few days first and let's make a fire that is worthy of my greatness.
If on land, wrapped in a shroud and buried. None of that embalming ****, which has always given me the creeps. If you gotta use a coffin, plain, pine box for me thanx.
If cremated, soak me in olive oil for a few days first and let's make a fire that is worthy of my greatness.
Cremated, hopefully buried at sea.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Eaten by vultures.
The Grasshopper
was here
*edit* Nevermind.... that (^) idea is much better. 
impdaddy 
I'd prefer not to die having never had the opportunity to try it, to my knowledge. Death has a bad reputation but if I were to try it I would like to be cremated and dumped in a location I have already decided upon. I doubt my idea would occur however... my ****** has a very large plot location and I feel I will end up there regardless.
impdaddy I'd prefer not to die having never had the opportunity to try it, to my knowledge. Death has a bad reputation but if I were to try it I would like to be cremated and dumped in a location I have already decided upon. I doubt my idea would occur however... my ****** has a very large plot location and I feel I will end up there regardless.
If I had to pick, I'd definitely say frozen 
. Nothing to lose.
...But I'd rather not. At least not for a very long time. Qin Shi Huangdi, Gilgamesh, and Benjamin Franklin had the right idea.
"I wish it were possible... to invent a method of embalming drowned persons, in such a manner that they might be recalled to life at any period, however distant; for having a very ardent desire to see and observe the state of America a hundred years hence, I should prefer to an ordinary death, being immersed with a few friends in a cask of Madeira, until that time, then to be recalled to life by the solar warmth of my dear country! But... in all probability, we live in a century too little advanced, and too near the ******* of science, to see such an art brought in our time to its perfection..."
-Benjamin Franklin
Letter to Jacques Dubourg, April 1773
Luckily for us, we're 240 years on from that letter and it's not such a crazy idea anymore.
. Nothing to lose....But I'd rather not. At least not for a very long time. Qin Shi Huangdi, Gilgamesh, and Benjamin Franklin had the right idea.
"I wish it were possible... to invent a method of embalming drowned persons, in such a manner that they might be recalled to life at any period, however distant; for having a very ardent desire to see and observe the state of America a hundred years hence, I should prefer to an ordinary death, being immersed with a few friends in a cask of Madeira, until that time, then to be recalled to life by the solar warmth of my dear country! But... in all probability, we live in a century too little advanced, and too near the ******* of science, to see such an art brought in our time to its perfection..."
-Benjamin Franklin
Letter to Jacques Dubourg, April 1773
Luckily for us, we're 240 years on from that letter and it's not such a crazy idea anymore.
I don't know yet. :dunno:
But I hope I still have some time to think about it.
But I hope I still have some time to think about it.
Some people think they gonna die someday,
I got news you never got to go.
I got news you never got to go.
PirateKing
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I'll be creamated so necromancers, necrophiliacs, ect. can't get a hold of my body. Plus I don't want my ghost to be in limbo for an eternity if there's a chance that I died with regrets.
Cremated
