Random Statement Thread II

I am eating salty sticks but they're not working right. Although my stomach hurts I was hungry. So I thought I'd buy something that is working well with my stomach.....
 
I had a email in my junk box with the headline:

Keep your woody sustainable
 
I was wondering that I became messages from "Olga" or other Russian girls some years ago, because they were written in perfect German - until I discovered Google translator :o
 
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