Stabbed to death or ****** by any wild ******?

[Legzman]

Kinda hard to chose.

Probably have to go with the stabbing. The thought of being attacked by a wild ****** terrifies me. Plus it might take less time...

 

[Ace Bandage]

If it was good enough for Abigail Folger, it's good enough for me...

 

[ajitpd]

If you are into having funerals for the dead I'd say stabbed to death.

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

Stabbed. ******** to death beats feeling a chimp eat your face and testicles. Or a shark bite your leg off, realize you taste you **** and then leave you to drown/***** to death which means hypothermic ***********.

 

[jtcarra]

stabbed anjmals would eat you aljve plus i could have 1 last smoke

 

[Death-Proof-69]

definitely stabbed, no question about it...fuck getting eaten, that ****'s for chumps :thumbsup:

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

Being eaten alive is a primal fear. So I would think no one with an intact hind brain would chose it.

 

[bustybbwlover]

i'm going with *******, at least it's ******* me for it's survival, someone stabbing me to death is just ******* me to prove they're a big man aka being ridiculous

 

[Katja]

Maybe if the wild ****** was a tyrannosaurus rex that stepped on me ******* me instantly. lol. No but seriously, stabbed to death is proably less ****** than being riped apart, eaten alive, and then **** out hours later in the woods by a grizzly.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I get boners from reading stories about people getting eaten by large snakes or other *******. I'd probably jizz myself if I shark tried to eat me.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Humans are *******, too. They are even the most dangerous and successfull killer on the planet, with no fear ******* one of their owns, even just for fun. So I'd choose wisely. Thinking about that, I would choose a wild ******

 

[BDwestcoast]

****** by a poisonous ******. (Just not A spider)

 

[mrtrebus]

Neither, obviously. . .

 

[GregCentauro]

My secret sexual fantasy is to be eaten alive by a pack of bloodthirsty guinea pigs. They must start with the least vital organs like my limbs, so that I can experience my own devourment as long as possible. It would be a particular thrill if a pregnant guinea pig girly would eat my penis. From the sheer masculinity running though my manhood, the guinea pig girly would then mutate to Guinea Hulk and give birth to a master race of green rodents with immense pugnacity.

But I'm afraid, it is only a *****. Sigh!

 

[L3ggy]

I'd rather be ****** by a Wolf, then I'd become one of them.

 

[mrtrebus]

I'd rather be ****** by a Wolf, then I'd become one of them.

Wot?!?
How?!?

 

[BlueBalls]

I'd like to appear in the 3 Guys 1 Hammer sequel.

 

[LukeEl]

Getting eaten by an alligator is like going to ***** in a gigantic blender.

 

[316sherm]

Just like Caesar

 

[tartanterrier]

I get boners from reading stories about people getting eaten by large snakes or other *******. I'd probably jizz myself if I shark tried to eat me.

You might be more of a target for *******.Now they know that they
will get some extra cream with their meat :1orglaugh