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What does it feel like to be the most hated, unliked member of the board?
I have no feelings about it either way. . .why would I?

Actually that's a lie. Taking into account the type of person on here that hates me, well their attitude towards me is the biggest compliment I could receive & not only further reinforces my feelings of immense self worth but also my moral & intellectual superiority. . .
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my ******
How does one tempt your tummy with the taste of nuts and honey, wait do you have Honey Nut Cheerios over at Hogwarts...er I mean England.
 
what is Sesame Street's Elmo's role in the President Kennedy assassination?
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my ******
Why is fish and chips served on newspaper? You'd think with all that industrial ink soaking into the breading and fish a little mercury isn't something to be worried about.
 
I have two questions;

How do you personally define "Right" from "Wrong"?

Do ******* enjoy ******* as much as adults enjoy adultery?
 
how does being a freeones oracle feel?
It is often a weighty responsibility that hangs heavy on my heart. But I face each question with a fresh & renewed vigour. Hopeful that my answers help, that imparting my vast knowledge will make the world a better place, putting things right that once went wrong, and hoping each time that my next leap will be the leap home. . . :weeping:
 
Why is fish and chips served on newspaper? You'd think with all that industrial ink soaking into the breading and fish a little mercury isn't something to be worried about.
Newspaper was free & readily available. However now it is wrapped in plain paper, or sometimes a safe newspaper style print to give that authentic feel to this most excellent of take-away dishes. . .
 
Mr Trebor.. sorry, Trebus.

It has been claimed, that you are in fact the bastard lovechild of a chance meeting between an Elephant and Dawn French (apparently, the only way to tell them apart is the fact that the elephant is a talented comedian)

Is this true?



If not, can you at least get me Dawn French's phone number, as I wish to inform her that she is an 'unfunny-fat-fucker' and her TV series 'The Vicar of Dibley' is the worst pile of shite I've never seen.


thank you and goodnight :hatsoff:
 
How did your ongoing dispute with Bloodshot Scott start and do you think there is any Chance you will ever become friends? :dunno:
 
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