Let me intervene in your life, Will E... before it's too late. Come under my wing. It seems that your head is too easily turned. I'm now concerned that one day soon, some hippy chick with a nice smile (and a hairy bush) will lure you into her van down by the river. And before I can save you, there will be a sign on the vehicle: "If this van is a rockin', don't come a knockin'!" You'll be in there smokin' that whacky weed, bumpin' uglies with that hippy chick. Then within months, you'll be livin' in a commune in Oregon, growing your hair out and forgetting to trim your toenails. And eventually... you'll be wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt. :eek:
Will E already has a strong anti-college state of mind. He will be safe. Now if his car breaks down in San Francisco... help him indeed! :hatsoff:
